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When these men talk about the size of their penis - real
fishermen simply resting.
Gerasim always had their utopian views.
- What happened before the Big Bang?
- This question makes no sense, because it was not, and there.
Vodka. And let everyone wait ...
Wife catches her husband with liliputkoy:
- You've promised me that no longer going?
- I decided to wean slowly!
In a kayak, two-man team who is not rowing, he ogrebaet.
Education - that's what is missing ignorant, to the realization that he
Blonde calling the airline to book a ticket. Operator:
- How many people will fly with you?
- How do I know? It's your airplane!
God, grant me patience and endurance! And, bitch, urgently!
Noisy you here something! I'll go better in another place on the drum to play!
Established that a woman's brain and a half times more beautiful than men!
Do not trust, do not be afraid, do not ask.
Come, take it and took ...
- Can you fire a shot a cigarette?
- If you have something to fire a shot, I'll give the whole pack!
Once upon a time the old Indian told his grandson one of life
- Inside every man is a struggle, very similar to the struggle of two
wolves. One wolf is evil - envy, jealousy, regret,
selfishness, ambition, lies ... The other wolf is good - peace, love,
hope, kindness, truth, goodness, faithfulness ...
Little Indian, moved to the depths of the soul with the words of his grandfather, a few
moments of thought, and then asked:
- And what a wolf in the end the winner?
Face of the old Indian touched barely perceptible smile, and he replied:
- Always wins the wolf, which you feed.
Prepared rating corrupt Russian ministries and departments.
Found that the most corrupt on a committee to determine
ranking corrupt Russian ministries and departments.
- RF Supreme Court recognized that the highest percentage of graft - in
internal affairs system.
- And above was the view that the most drastic takers - the janitors and
- Soon to Vatican Radio for the first time in history will be advertising.
- Yes, apparently, and the Lord with finances now tugovato ...
- You do not know, our governor likes to hunt from a helicopter?
- No, not love.
- It's a pity ...
Did you know that "up h.ya" - a constant, at least for
the same rights as "to fig" - a variable and easily changed
lowering and lifting the hands.
- Son, are not you ashamed, giving way yonder grandmother!
- This is my mother-in-law.
- Clearly, then, my son, give her a sack of potatoes, but do not keep it
knees, you f inconvenient!
News planetary scale: the socialist North Korea threatens to
capitalist South Korea, a war of annihilation if they did not take
them to yourself!
Power good absolute value equal to the power of evil.
If you want to know whether you have a high concentration of sperm, make sure
for your partner - she immediately swallows or chews at first.
C 2010-year Russians forced to report on income neighbors ...
The husband returns home at night from a long trip and loud
drumming on the door. Opens stunned wife:
- Are you batter, like a woodpecker! Key is lost or will call not working?
- Oh, the horns of something itching.
North Korea in 2049:
- Papa, papa! See what an ugly dog - she has only one head,
without the sting of the tail and all four legs! This mutant, yes?
- How could North Korea have such a small territory to decide on
hosting nuclear tests?
- The program to breed a new kind of humanoid --
Koreans mutant ninja.
From the apartment lonely Muscovite thieves stole 100 thousand dollars, 10 thousand
euro and 1 thousand rubles. However, they showed this noble and not
moved documents to obtain unemployment benefits.
We really start to think about ecology, when after a picnic on the beach
river can no longer throw the bottle, not to fall into another.
To live so that the depression was at the other!
Sporting greeting of "new Russian" - "Jeep-Jeep-Hurray!"
The greater pursue in life, so hard not to come to the meeting
- Why is Russia on the map in red?
- Well, because pravopreemitsa USSR, the first socialist countries.
- Why is Antarctica - the white?
- There is always snow, ice ...
- Why is Canada - green?
- Boundless forests, taiga ...
- Why is China - yellow?
- The people there are yellow.
- Naturally ... But why the United States - brown color, because there most
- Given the American national character, is also symbolic.
The House passes an exhibition of Polish artists of the avant-garde
The man agreed with pleasure to sleep with your wife,
disgustedly refuses dokurit your cigarette.
Mother - his father:
- And do not forget to check how Sergei downloaded the essay!
If in the morning until late at night all the benches plastered children with bottles
beer in hand and cigarettes in his mouth - then came the summer holidays.
It turned out that Estonians drink 2 times more Russians! Only 4 times
They waited, finally, the Jewish Messiah. For all countries, margins and corners of the world
gather for a meeting. All drew themselves up - no only Rabinovich.
Waiting - no. They sent a messenger:
- From the train has come! Even then, at a time, only accounting dopodobyu, and go!
Then the very Messiah went to Rabinovich:
- Izzy, how many people will be waiting for you!
- Oh, I'll ask you. Well, who would say that!
We all look forward to the announcement of the Government of Russia's withdrawal from
crisis, because we ourselves are hardly noticed.
Announcement: "Dear customers, Due to our financial crisis
boutique moved back to the clothing market. "
Government meeting, Kudrin:
- The crisis, we must do something - we take a loan from the IMF!
replica of the room:
- But the IMF has no money.
- And we give them ...
- Dima, you read the diaries Denikin?
- Learn This? Not yet, Vladimir ... And what, you've already left a comment on this video?
Morning, Odessa yard. Silence violates wafting from the window a woman's cry:
- Get a load already in the morning, you bastard! Nothing more can not, a goat, you shob
The men in the courtyard sympathetically:
- Again, Semyon Markovich, instead of a stick to throw, made Cile
Country boy and a girl met a long time, but before the case is not reached.
The guy grew bolder, and invited the girl to do.
- Before the wedding can not!
- Come on polshishki ...
- I'll take it in his fist and I will just stick the head, and you're at the entrance between
zazhmesh his fingers - and you will control the entry ...
Agreed. Was attached. Started. Poked, prodded - and could not resist.
Slipped member - and planted a guy virgins for most tomatoes.
- What will happen now, I was in the village do not accept, the whole family curse ...
- Do not worry! Let us go into the forest we have - and will be there live far away from human
- And for that we live, we will!
- We keep cattle, plow ...
- We here dick with two hands did not stop - and you want us to such
economy kept ..
On May 17 of the Constitution Day of Norway became the Fisherman's Day!
The average increase in crime in Russia is steadily declining, crime
independent of the reality of the newspaper ...
In Western Europe there are only two types of sexual orientation --
unconventional and atypical.
How is the crisis in Russia from the rest of the world?
Throughout the world crisis is a crisis, a crisis in Russia "elite", "in
prestigious area, "unique" and, most importantly, has no counterpart in