One boy lived on the 8th floor. But always arrives just before the 6-th. Because not reached for the button 8-th floor. And then my mother gave him "Rastishka" ... The boy grew up ... And now he reached for all the buttons, but moreover, He sets fire to them, break out, and then another, and in the elevator nass!
Sleeper, approaching the border of the state, sees the roadside gas station and large sign: "Use the last chance to buy gasoline at $ 1,5 per liter! "He pours a full tank, crosses the border and the first thing see - gas station and a poster with the inscription: "$ 1 per liter.
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You spend too much time in chat rooms, if:
1. Do you have a sweetheart, but you have seen it in the best case only photos or web-camera. 2. You see a beautiful girl on the street and you want to do with it cyber-sex. 3. In a conversation in a friendly company, heard or said something funny, you want to add to this "lol". 4. Trying to remove the girl in real life, you ask her how she looks like or whether she had a picture, you can send it to you. 5. Out of every ten girls, with whom you sleep, you have met nine Internet. 6. Friends in real life with a girl, you just ask her about twenty questions, not always waiting for an answer, tell her a whole heap compliments, fearing she might not talked to anyone else. 7. Girl # 6 after all what you have said looking at you with fear and thinks you're a maniac or a spy, or a combination thereof. 8. You like to ask unfamiliar girls and women are very personal questions. For example, you shaved? "," Do you swallow? " or "Do you like anal sex? " 9. Postrigshis and shaved, you're in a hurry to check how well it look at the web-camera. 10. You get your photos from the film development and hasten the best of them scan. 11. You want to vent or complain to the soul of unfamiliar vest people. 12. Your friends began to notice that you were very frank, vulgar perverts. 13. For you can not get through on the home phone. 14. Photographing girls on the street or in a cafe you feel strange and useless (and suddenly they have a husband or a friend and you are denied, and you will great pity that we can not say the usual "then go to the dick, damn"). 15. You wonder if in real life girls on the question "do you want fuck? "you give in the face.
If you know their behavior is at least 10 out of 15 above factors, the time for you to be coded on the Internet. Lansky