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I wonder how the compass will work in a multipolar world?
Joke #11628 —  
 
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In the competition of female logic, as is known, won the random
numbers. The competition of random number generators won the Ukrainian
The Verkhovna Rada adopted a budget for 2003.
Joke #11627 —  
 
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- I have both said that she is pregnant. And both offered money for abortion.
It was then that I regretted that I have are only two ...
Joke #11626 —  
 
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A programmer walks down the street and sees a beautiful girl:
- Girl, you have e-mail?
- Het ... What?
- It's a pity ... so would be met.
Joke #11625 —  
 
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There are two friends.
- And I saw you last night! Since you some hefty jacket shot.
- Ah! Why do you not come up something?
- Yes, I thought: why this goon two coats?
Joke #11624 —  
 
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In the Great Hall of Moscow Conservatoire. Tchaikovsky will be performed
"Farewell" Symphony of Haydn. Sponsor of the concert - Chubais.
Joke #11623 —  
 
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New wrinkle cream from the laboratory "Vichy" - your face
be as smooth as ass.
Joke #11622 —  
 
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- Think again, brothers and sisters! What are you doing? You are brothers and
Sisters!
Sasha
Joke #11621 —  
 
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Announcement: Propane dog. Collar 300. Bitch!
Arnie
Joke #11620 —  
 
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Shandybin painted head Zelenkov! Look at the video Shrek!
Sasha
Joke #11619 —  
 
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I have a big car. It fits 5 people and mother-in-law!
Joke #11618 —  
 
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Poet reads his girlfriend new poem. That delighted:
- Such great poem! You, probably, yesterday visited the lira?
- No, man, but voooot with a lyre!
Joke #11617 —  
 
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With a bad game should have a good face.
And better than one. (Book of young commanders.)
Joke #11616 —  
 
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A white dove of peace, as well as fouls.
Joke #11615 —  
 
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Teacher:
- Guys, tell me what day the word "bpyuki": single or
plural?
Student:
- Svephy - single and snizy - plural.
Joke #11614 —  
 
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- Poraskin legs, dear!
- Het much, dear - are you its strength "in the fist" Gather!
Joke #11613 —  
 
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For necrophiliac love to the grave - no more than flirt.
Joke #11612 —  
 
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- Doktop is ppavda? I finally arrived there tybepkyleza?
- Absolutely, darling, absolutely!
- Give me your pastselyyu for it!
- Oh, no! Do not be!
Joke #11611 —  
 
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Doctor - Patient: How old are you?
Patient: Eighteen.
Doctor (dubiously): This is in W. (conditional) E. (Diniz)?
Joke #11610 —  
 
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Weather forecast: In Vladivostok, -10, in Moscow -5, in the refrigerator zero.
Joke #11609 —  
 
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Yesterday had to give up the beautiful girl ... she requested to teach her
play preference.
Joke #11608 —  
 
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- Doctor, you told me were prescribed pills for diarrhea, but I was getting worse and worse!
- Oh, my dear fellow, you do them wrong side swallow ...
http://ph.by.ru/
Joke #11607 —  
 
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Every second, poking at the keys, we we press to the death of at least 1000
microbes.
Joke #11606 —  
 
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A woman looks on TV steep pornographic film ...
Here imperceptibly into the room her small son, looking at the screen and
asks:
- Mom, what's that uncle aunt vanities?
Mom, embarrassed:
- Hu, you know ... This uncle doctor, he treats my aunt ...
- And that is only my aunt works?
- Het ... There are alternative medicine ...
Joke #11605 —  
 
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One loaf went on a business trip, but it betrayed him with a roll
biscuits, and now he does not loaf, a bagel.
Joke #11604 —  
 
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Ha crossroads in the ass, 600-mu merci cuts antediluvian armored car.
Of Mersa pops up a new Russian, fingers like a fan, ready for battle. And from
armored car goes uncle in a gray coat and cap with a red-haired
beard. Schurit uncle good-predobrye eyes, and said eHeRovtsu:
- And you, my dear fellow, not in that anecdote stopped. Felix!
Shoot, please, this bourgeois.
Joke #11603 —  
 
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Scientists have finally managed to cross a skunk and a parrot. Now it
animal, at least, apologize.
Joke #11602 —  
 
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Hachinayuschy pilot:
- I'm lost! I'm over the big lake and flying in the direction
a capital E.
Air traffic controller:
- Make a few turns at 90 degrees, so I found you on
radar screen ... (pause). Ok. The lake - the Atlantic Ocean.
Hemedlenno turn aside a capital W.
Joke #11601 —  
 
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Hobbit - is such a fun hybrid of human and rabbit. To look like
man, but fucking like a rabbit.
Joke #11600 —  
 
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Guy for a long time met with the girl, and sex to the whole thing somehow
not getting it! One fine evening, he again began to covet it:
- Well, Mary, come on ... I quickly, you do not even feel ...
Joke #11599 —  
 
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Go to work - as a wife to fuck: reluctant, but necessary. And if before
still have to fuck my wife ...
Joke #11598 —  
 
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In an employment agency finds a man.
- I need a job
- Who is your profession?
- I'm an accountant.
It offers:
- That the position of accountant, the requirements of such and such, higher
education, knowledge of English, here is simpler, in the government --
availability of higher education, experience 2-3 years, etc.
Man says:
- Yes I did something stupid and accountant palest hue.
And he answered:
- Well, so would immediately and told to like the place you were only
in the State Duma committee on taxes, but in the Department of the Treasury
accounting methodology.
Joke #11597 —  
 
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The world has gone mad: the best rapper - white, the best player in golf - black,
France accuses America of arrogance, and Germany does not want to fight.
Joke #11596 —  
 
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In BN Yeltsin interviewed:
- Boris Nikolayevich, you think you held a man? Still,
You just finished off yourself, you came from the Urals were the hero of the barricades,
eight years were president ... Sorry what else?
- The only thing I regret, you know, it's that eight
years of my prezidenstvovaniya I have not had a single trainee.
Joke #11595 —  
 
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- How old are you?
- Twenty-one ...
Joke #11594 —  
 
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A foreigner with a Russian sitting over a beer:
- What do you have in Russian for the conversation? After each word - a pancake, but
pancake?
- Well, this is our favorite national dish, which is nice to remember!
- But we do not use after every word our favorite burger!
Joke #11593 —  
 
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Competition minetchits "Zlatoust-2003.
Kuzen
Joke #11592 —  
 
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"Guess the mystery: the green and at the same time, the blue," - said
Crocodile Gena, Cheburashka gently stroking his cheek.
Joke #11591 —  
 
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Each year, turning ... It seems so life in a cast and will hold ...
Joke #11590 —  
 
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Partisan detachment. The commander sends a Jew in exploration.
Jew comes in three hours and report to the commander:
- With the environment does not come out. Need tanks.
- With so many Germans?
- No, the Germans are not there. But there is such a mad dog!
Joke #11589 —  
 
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Sits peasant-music fan in the opera, listening to "Carmen". Beside him constantly
chatters aunt and stick to it: "Are you going tomorrow to the" Aida "?"
The man replied: "Perhaps I will go. In" Aida "I have not yet heard."
Joke #11588 —  
 
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Husband and wife come to the beach.
Wife:
- Let's swim!
Husband:
- Come on in his illustrations - the water is cold!
- Yes, we quickly!
- Come on in his illustrations - a wave of high!
- Yes we are shallow.
- Well, come on!
My wife is in the water and thinks: "That's always been - and quickly
shallow ... "
Joke #11587 —  
 
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Going to work, as his wife fuck - reluctant, but necessary.
Joke #11586 —  
 
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- Why Carabinieri fly a plane in training suits?
- Because in airplanes there is an inscription NO SMOKING.
Joke #11585 —  
 
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Collection of animals on the farm. Chairman:
- Comrades animals! People build socialism with a human face!
Right?
- Right!
- Let us, and we will build our fair society with the bestial
mug
Joke #11584 —  
 
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- Father! Where did this suddenly you Fingal eye come from?
- First was the word, my son ...
Joke #11583 —  
 
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- Dad, why do cyclists gloves without fingers?
- For ease of nose picking!
Joke #11582 —  
 
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A woman likes ears?
Well, I do not know. My mouth loves.
Joke #11581 —  
 
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The irrationality of God that he did not three-one, as everyone thinks
and pi-united. But we do not understand.
Joke #11580 —  
 
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For those people who long wear contact lenses, his eyes turn red ...
and grow fangs!
Joke #11579 —  
 
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