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North Korea struck a nuclear attack on South Korea. America responded nuclear strike.

The course of events in the region was the cause of the world rejoicing fleshy dog breeds.
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- You know what we have become optional meteorologists. Promised yesterday good weather in the morning I get up and rain on the street. We had them three times call to remind ...
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- Doctor! Somehow, I do complain about life!
- Pancakes! Well, of course
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Action at the entrance to the gay club: Every tenth - every eleventh!
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Court awarded the F. Kirkorov apologize I. Aroyan in the following terms:

"I really want to be photographed with you. I really like your pink blouse, your tits and your microphone. I'm not on the dick like you write. I love amateurs. But it is the place. You either no case go away! Everything came in and sat down! "
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Sergei Lukyanenko finished script series motivated by "Labyrinth reflections. "But until we know about him only that the first series will end with the flight banks from the "Sprite" ...
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For the second week of walking parishioners sat Average Kukuevka church in helmets. The fact that the sexton took Fedor and drank a rope with a bell. And now the bell-ringer Dormidontov have to throw stones at the bell ...
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If yours is chasing a crowd of skinheads - run to the policemen! However, escape fun ...
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By order of the Government of RF All the trouble, usually occur on Friday, 13 September 2004 extended to Monday 13 September. McS
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Circassian Today in the center of the capital Moscow patrol went to the demonstration under the slogan: "Caucasians, out of Moscow!"
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Criminal news. Estonian mafia still control 30% of shares JSC "MMM".
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Estonia declared the war to Iran. After a month of fierce and bloody fighting Estonian troops reached the border with Latvia.
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Society of the Blind is looking for a secretary pleasant to the touch.
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- I heard you broke up with his girlfriend. What have you been? - So I have the same neither house nor home. - How? You have the same uncle oil tycoon? Are you her about it not said? - As soon as I told her about it, she immediately left me and began my aunt.
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Law of global warming, which is valid for any resident Earth: the global climate warms, wherever you do not live. (C) Robie
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A psychiatrist comes to the patient. - Doctor, I have 3 months dreaming of one and the same woman. - So what? - Annoying!
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A referendum in Belarus. Q: Are you against the fact that Lukashenka was president? 1) Yes, not against it. 2) No, not against it.
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The French are very fond of Russian cigarette brand "Belle amour Chanel"
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One can see that our economy is on the rise. Baba Dusya in new jersey and new galoshes parades.
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Yeltsin called the name of the university. I propose the name of Putin's name country.
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Who wrote anecdote
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"Not a single new hole," - thought to myself, looking at old Colgate
attendees bar ......
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As all have changed the world. In light of current understanding of things verb
"prigolubit" acquires meaning diametrically different from
original ...
aka Zlatko Johansson
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Along with the television program "What woman wants?" (for housewives)
our channel versions are ready for this transfer under the name
"Why the hell did this woman still missing ?!!!" (for householders).
Children under 16 watch is not recommended.
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Vasilisa-perfect has been released in a purely field, stamped twice, three times
jumped through a go head over heels, hit the ground, and ..........
Come down! There will be Vasilisa smoking grass from Bald Mountain.
Joke #13369 —  
 
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Center for American English.
We wish you a successful day. We invite you to yourself.
Unique method of training - THINKING, pronunciation, style of speech.
Tel.xxx-xxxx Moscow

Send a letter to 10 friends and you know English at the level
reading the dictionary. If you will forward this letter to 20 people, you will
be fluent in English. If the mailing list will be 30
people, then you will be able to think in English. If you do not send
this letter, the language will never know.
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The cheapest and reliable way to clear a minefield - a sow
his hemp.
(C) Robie
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waiting in vain Khokhlushka Swina home ...
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This project manager - this is such an epic figure with a whip in
right hand, sticks to the left and navazelinennym bare behinds.
Knut he chases lazy programmers in the ass it has a client
and carrots, he eats himself.

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Arsenic. New means of care for the whole family.
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Company of young people traveled by car anasha, all bought,
lit to be heading home, but the only problem - the path runs through
Post GAI, and six of them in the car. Pale - because this has stopped, and
they have no - ukureny to snipe, and herbs in the car about ten years.
Thought and decided: when will pass the post, someone one
prignetsya that it could not see, and no problems.

This actually ends with a story about drug addicts, but there is another
history - about the cop. Should the post traffic cop, the weather is lousy, cars
little money does not cut down, and then there was the car moves, but no man!
Joke #13363 —  
 
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- Excuse me, you shudder every time my words.
- Say thank you, that does not distort the bolt gun.
www.xaxaxa.ru
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Tragedy: not feeling pain masochist.
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My daughter comes to the Pope and said:

- Dad, I want the girls to go to a restaurant, but no money.

Option 1. Papa bureaucrat

- Filed an application in triplicate with the application of information ZHEK,
school harekteristiki and conclusions on the sanitary condition cafes.
The application will be considered in the order queue, and the answer is given within
15 working days.

Option 2. Papa banker

- Fill out an application for credit, a credit agreement and will make
Feasibility and passport transactions. Credit Committee held on Tuesdays and
Thursdays, except holidays.

Option 3. Papa oligarch

- Call Andrew S. - my manager in finance - and tell
the pope told to buy a restaurant "Yar". As ransom, let calls,
to follow you with her friends sent a limo.

Option 4. Pope-President of Russia

- And where exactly you want to go?
- Yes like in the "Golden Ostap" ...
- Who owns it?
- Some Georgians.
- So, with Georgia, we have a strained relationship, may, before hostilities
reach. We call the Director of the FSB, so the owner was arrested on
suspicion of spying for Georgia, a restaurant that was confiscated.
How to perform for you with her friends arrive at an armored
"Mercedes".
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- If a man throws a young wife with a baby in her arms,
elderly father, a responsible post (as substitutes many thousands
people), gives all the family acquired good Aby whom and dumps to
do nothing, how can we call this reptile?
- A scoundrel, at best.
- Right. But the Indians called it the Buddha .... Still, we are very
different ....
Serfox
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- Earth!! Captain! Earth! Ur-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
- Fool, we have not gone away!
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The inscription on one of the booths in the bathroom in the internet cafe:
www.prosba-ne-bespokoit.sru
Andrew Kosyachkov
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Putin has always been an ardent fan of CSKA ... Even his dog named Koni.

PECC Dreznensky http://drezna.host.sk/
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Russia's programmers have proved that Carlson - is a computer glitch.
It appears only when the baby was open window.
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Want to be rich and happy, not to help others to be poor and
unhappy.
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Comes in. guy in the shop: "Do you have zapizdyuny?". Saleswoman silence
removes the record "Dune". The man, seeing that he served the tape: "How do they
still sing? "
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Buy a stick, which this year has not yet fired.
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Inscription:
"In making this khachapuri no Hacha did not suffer.
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Government, which will restrict the sale of vodka in Russia a long time
hold on! A government that it will expand, will be a long time on
This sorry.
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Yes DURING the host's approach of amepikanskogo flag can be sewn
one telnyashechku and 26 shoulder boards for ppapopschikov!
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In the crush some meters the car sits a girl. Had it hanging zdopovenny man
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reads the newspaper. The girl had nothing to do passmatpivaet his clothes and vdpug
notices that the place below the belt, where shipinka begins
swell ...
Girl-course stpah ...
Lightning at shipinke starts itself passtegivatsya. The girl grows cold
from
horror. Shipinka paskpyvaetsya: for scraps of clothing that something was moving and
pvetsya
napuzhu ...
Girl in poluobmopochnom condition. From shipinki protrudes palm
svepnutaya in tight to hell!
Girl vytipaya cold sweat: "Well that's - always so ..."
Joke #13348 —  
 
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In terms of the Heroes of the Soviet Union and the Socialist Labor,
Laureates of the Lenin and State prizes per capita Russia
still ahead of all! In addition to Israel.
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The question about the metaphysics of sexual love: There is a universal concept --
brotherhood, friendship, etc.
Love stands alone. And that's what this happens:
A friend of my friend - my friend! Ok!
My brother, my brother, my brother! Too!
Baba my woman, my woman! What can I say ...
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- Young man, are not ran Vysokyi mustache muschschschina?
- Ran? Madam, but he flew bistro torpedy! And it is not ustsaty.
It may still have time ...
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What would Pushkin Small Towns?
Fool you're just, Phil!
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