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Advertising beer Carlsberg - Sponsor match for the Super Cup of Europe. Home
C "drawn" players: defender gave the ball ", etc. Finalized all
is the fact that the letter dorisovyvaetsya, and goalkeeper takes a blow.
But if you look closely, you may notice that the defender, who began
combination completes its great blow to his own goal.
Little change slogan: "This is possible only if good
Man approaches the kiosk of wheat and asks pradovschitse:
- Tell me and you zavtreshny bread to eat?
You're on REN-TV
- Strangely enough, the shirt is dry and not smell? What have you climbed in the shower,
bastard? You ran to whom?!
Drunk man crawling across the garden and buried her head in a scarecrow:
- Shit, Jesus Christ!
Belarus created belorussoyuz.
And he brought his teretorib One unit of new currency-Zaire.
Brunettes make nonsense of not less than blondes. Only whom they
interesting? Like their stupidity ...
- Listen, and 30 pieces of silver, it is our money how much?
- Well ... it ... 300 rubles, about ... a trifle!
- Well, do not tell me ten bucks is not something extra!
Why sperm tails?
- In order to make them easier to pluck out the teeth!
I wonder whether the other carriers will follow the example of the company
"Russia", to take up a passenger aircraft IL-96 on supersonic
CALL U.S. AT:
- Hello, Koresh, HELP FOR OPOHMELKU. On the other end:
- Where to call YOU!? Do you have any NABERAESH WHEN THE NUMBER ONE EYE SHUT
THAT IS NOT DVOILOS.
- At the weekend with the men got out of town. Beer taken, vodka,
skewer ... Yes, just came out all wrong, as expected.
- And how?
- Yes, so ... Back through the mouth.
As for the different sounds the same speech in Russia, for example - in
Britain: our numerous colonies!
Two employees of State Drug Control:
- And why do people smoke?
- To work with us was!
- I do not even want to go to the election! How not vote anyway
- You're wrong. Must have to go and enjoy, voting
so that all candidates understand how you put on them!
Best game server - Earth: Map only one, but 6 billion
players, no cheaters, Admin patient, but if ban that user ...
Physical inetrpretatsiya ukranskoy independence:
AvtoVAZ said that behind a sedan VAZ-1118-Kalina will be issued
two models: hatchback VAZ-1119 and VAZ-RASPBERRY-1120-Hazayit.
My husband goes on business trips, and warned his wife:
- If I come back again and find a lover in the closet, then you have me
. . .
_1 Option prodolzheniya_
My wife surprised:
- So you that, you can not come back?
- - --
_2 Option prodolzheniya_
Her husband returned. My wife ran up to him and twitters:
- My dear, you're so unexpectedly returned, I had the joy of Dance!
- - --
_3 Option prodolzheniya_
Her husband returned. And he sees a new cabinet.
One friend - Other:
- Eaten a candy.
- Since it was released in November.
- And now what?
- Prikin, from the future!
At one time in the heat of the restructuring and rashvatyvaniya Square "who
how can snatch "in Chisinau demolished a monument to" the occupier "Pushkin
and hoisted in its place a monument to "the Liberator" Dantes
There comes a peasant employed in the theater. He asked:
- You finished the theater?
- Oh, yes! Yesterday, both theatrically at Manka finished it on the "Encore" requested
Night, the tent in a mountain forest. In the crowns and rocks a long howling wind.
Tourists tell each other terrible horror stories. Already told
"Snowman", "Black Mountaineer", "Shelter eleven." All in
platoon, trembling with fear. Then from the corner of the tent is heard terrible
- Are you a story about a lame hunter you know?
All of a shudder:
- No, I do not know.
The voice becomes even more eerie and sepulchral:
- Right. There is no such history.
- Boris, why you left the presidency and settled night
watchman at the dump?
- A shta-ah? Ten bucks that tea is not superfluous, panimaish-sh-sh ...
Do not try to correct any errors. Errors corrected themselves nature
on its own stupid mistakes corrected intelligent, clever just brilliant, but
brilliant mistake is not remedied.
Hymn of Plastic Surgeons.
Captain, Captain, smile --
After all, a smile - is the flag ship.
Captain, Captain, tighten --
Without braces in our time has come.
Using the results of the vote, the decision behind the police
depict as Chubais. (Vasil Lucas)
Conversation between two blondes:
Do you ever nicer: when you masturbiruesh or when you fuck?
Well fuck you compare with your finger ...
Women do not get carried away rejuvenating creams! With their long-term
application on the face are teenage acne! (Vasil Lucas)
Cast: Jackie Chan and Johnny Taz. (Vasil Lucas)
- Winnie the Pooh, but what do you think about the flight of President Putin
- It's "Well-zh-zh-zh" good reason!
Correct bite. Change the shape of the nose, slit eyes.
In response to the question "Where do you live?" Spider is naplel! ..
~ ~ ~
Nokia. Connecting people.
Megafon. Disconnecting people.
In connection with the transition Russo-Polish relations to a qualitatively new level immediately change the name of the Moscow Metro "Warsaw" in the "Patriot Ivan Susanin.
Armenian Radio asked the question: Will Russia's GDP increased in two times 2010? Answer: We do not think that the medicine will reach a level, but private Condition GDP will increase by ten times and will do not Russia, and the GDP at the expense of Russia!
Great Russia, and nowhere to retreat - behind Luxembourg.
Only three Russian heroes: Onopko, Bulykin and Titov could save Russia national football team. (Vasil Lucas)
In connection with the result of a soccer match between Latvia and Russia jokes about Latvians and other Baltic peoples are not considered.
His statement Kudrin said at least a minimum of increased export it timber from Russia.
The massive contribution made to the foundation of peace in the Middle East, Ariel Sharon - Own body.
In this environment the mainstream media in our country have shown an interview with Herman Gref, Minister of Economic Development and Trade Ministry, in which he, in all seriousness, confirmed that Russia - a country with the world's largest reserve of timber.
16.08.05 Putin has rolled on the strategic bomber Tu-160. Similar types of weapons travel only in pairs. At a height of 2000 meters from the aircraft was launched over the precise cruise missile. About the main thing - run wingman.
Advertising. Girl: - excuse me, but where's the money, something I simply can not find. Seller: - Where, where? In the pussy! Girl sits down, spread her legs, and begins to look THERE. Voice: Jeans. NCC bitching!
Advertising. - Stop, stop as well. Or do you want to continue the conversation in handcuffs in the other place? - Thank you but I prefer the whiter romance - flowers Champagne ... Maxime. Natural Born Romantic. Three years on probation.
- I do not have the slightest right to jeer? - Are you constantly stebeshsya! - And I Stebaev. House 2 Dialogue bald similar to Dr. Evil and blonde coloring roots in black.
After this incident, Lieutenant Rzhevskij restore its reputation
The lieutenant says Natasha Natasha's a little insipid anecdote
Only when I saw the advertisement oils with Rotrou, I realized how I hate it