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Interestingly, it turns the "new Russian" is called "dry hunger strike", then that once in America, called the "Dry Law"!
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- And why do people smoke? - That they were speaking pads "Dirol.
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A note to young parents: If you do not want the first word who said your kid, it was Putin, not leave a child near the TV.
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He called the wolf to the fox, hare fuck. The wolf waits at last the hare goes, Wolf says: - Well? - Yes, it is not necessary. Lisa looks out the window and says: - Once you hare the accent is not there to put.
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I think I began to understand that such virtual communication. Friends sea, but do not fuck with anyone.
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He sits on the donkey IA gifts: - Pleads, eskeypetsya. Remarkably eskeypetsya ...
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- My dear where have you been? - He could run - Strangely enough, the shirt is dry and not smell? - Sorry, dear, I know your a strange attachment to my raw smelly things, but from that day I started using dezodarant.

Wet and smelled YESTERDAY T-shirts.
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Dream to get acquainted with a man not over 180cm. I know how to love, to wait believe, read, write, sing, dance and whistle.
Joke #19997 —  
 
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I offer my friendship and love. About me: 1. material puzzled; 2. zhidem concerned; 3. sexually assured.
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Do you think the age of 30-40 years for which sex should be engaged in three times a week? HEALTH! Here I am doing it for health. That I drink for fun!

Axal0n
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all the details about the game Lokomotiv-Rapid site www.prosralirapidu.ligichampionov.net Suggestions at e-mail.lokomotiv @ dalsherelsov.net
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Fact 1. Residents of the city of Tver in the nation has long been affectionately called "Tver goats. Fact 2. Law enforcement officers in the nation has long been affectionately called "cops". Total: Hockey club Ministry of Internal Affairs, based in Tver, can justifiably affectionately known as "cops-goats."
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Opera in the life of disinfectants: "Grass reptile"

Boris Usherenko
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If you have driven the bandits, contact the program "No problems with Dr. Kurpatovym "

Quantum
Joke #19991 —  
 
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Historians have established the origin of paintings by Malevich "Black Square". The picture painted from nature. Kind served turned off the TV.

(C) Robie
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The South Korean government sent an expedition to the North Pole subsequent installation of the national flag. Accepted OEM-orders for the deployment of other state symbols States.
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Signs of "30", "60", "90" on Estonian roads represent minimum speed drive.
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Yesterday at football Gusev said that the captain accused Latvia leadership of our team in an attempt to bribe, in fact, the Latvian team. But, judging by the game of our team and the game yesterday, Locomotives, money offer all the same to our and our not deny it.
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We treat our police are not as good as we would like, but not so bad as they could.
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- Accused Penkovsky, how could you have fallen so far that took the path of treason, allowed to recruit a U.S. intelligence handed to the enemy important state and military secrets, betrayed interests of their country? - And Th? Ten bucks is not superfluous.
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Intelligent driver + intelligent traffic cop = Pay section of road Stupid driver + intelligent traffic cop = savings bank Intelligent driver + stupid traffic cop = crust freelancer MIA Stupid driver + stupid traffic cop = penalty parking

www.xaxaxa.ru
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For a talk-show enough to know in what direction to lead conversation, one must also know how all those who want to change this trend, elegantly send the right place.
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Russian capitalism, senseless and merciless!
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Door - this is an old Russian lie detector. (Vasil Lucas)
Joke #19981 —  
 
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Nothing on earth can be better, What to roam the pornointernetu! (Vasil Lucas)
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Bush has gone down in history with legs, and Clinton - thanks: =) S. (Vasil Lucas)
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Beeline - Communications BiCeksualov
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Approaching on September 1. Putin summoned the chief traffic cop and says: - The remaining weeks before the start of the school year. Unaccustomed to the road movement, children come out to our most dangerous in the world of the street. I instruct you at least for this week in the country a truly safe traffic. Let all your employees will take to the streets and stand at every intersection and every pedestrian crossing. The main traffic cop: - Vladimir Vladimirovich, where are so many of them take? Putin: - Yes Is that all? .. Anyway must go all those who have. In Finally, let stand up in twos and threes ...
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We met two men at the stall. We bought a bottle on this occasion and sit in the garden drinking. Suddenly, one says: - Do you feel the smoke? Again, probably in the next yard scrapyard fire. Second sniffed and answers: - No, not garbage. Each fire has its own smell. It smells when from bomzhovogo fire lit collector. First: - How do you know? Are you fire? Second: - No, homeless ...
Joke #19976 —  
 
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Only you can throw a parachute business clients so that they always were satisfied.

(c) kzrk
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Not forgetting his next goal, "fool" summed up the team Bilyadletdinov. A because rapidovtsy even those hired laborers.
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Current version:

Very clever student an A + Teacher smart = sleepless session and 3 + retake the evil and the poor teacher. Stupid clever student + teacher = test machine for a couple of days before him + satisfied and rich teacher. Smart student + stupid teacher = poor student + rich dean. Stupid stupid student + teacher = poor parents ...
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New kkinokompaniya Miramax predstavlshyaet very very terrible movie horror starring withdrew Alsou without kostmetiki. children, nervous and people with heart disease do not recommend to watch
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Doctors do not recommend dry fasting patients suffering from chronic bars. The best way to help them heavy, daily enemas.
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RBC. 24.08.2005, Moscow 01:32:00. Launched from Baikonur conversion Russia's rocket "Dnepr". Well, what do you think? Yes, Dnipro - Russia's great river and nefig crest our water to give. Construct a canal from Smolensk to the Volga!
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They will come to power in Russia, they will rob the people, they will oligarchs and the only one of them sit in jail. Who is going? See reality show "Khodorkovsky-2"!
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Sick, yes Huli you fuck my brain with his impotence shitty. Vaughn, a women, too, dick is not worth it, they do not whine.
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CU - Is when your company sells products in euro cu and Salary you pay in dollars USD
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Lokomotiv Stadium Moscow 23.08.2005. 86 minute telecast. large Lokomotiv football plan turned to the viewers and you, too! " fan Wales.
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Firefighters never liked the pioneers for their anthem "Vzveytes fires blue night ...".
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Woman at the reception of stomatology male. Lying on his chair, his mouth in freezing, dokotor something carefully drilled. Here at patsietki begins torn mobile phone. After the fifth call physician does not stand: madly grabs the receiver: - Allez! - Alley! (also a male voice) Doctor: - Who are you ??!!! MG: - HUSBAND!! Doctor: - Listen, man, I'll finish right now, she spit and call you back! Catherine
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What is different from CSKA Lokomotiv? CSKA won the know who, but who knows Lokomotiv lost.
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The girl was so terrible that any distorting mirror always made it little nicer.
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- Your son shot during a lesson with a slingshot, - Mother complains about a teacher student. - Ah This naughty again lost the Colt, which I gave him for the day birth.
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They come two Chukchi on the taiga. The front holds the branch and go. Branch back Chukcha clap, he fell and said: - Thank you, that reined in, and then, however, generally would kill.
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Monkeys are much smarter people. They have not started talking to them not forced to work.
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- Grandma, why do you call a cat "my dear"? It's somehow unmodern ... - Since he was a parasite, so sometimes I would get, vnuchik. As pnesh it foot from the heart, so he flies so smoothly on a tangent ...
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Man comes into the store, looks around. Says the seller: - Give me, please, UNV that china rat. - This is not a rat. This is a bust of Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin. - Ahuet! Give me two!
Joke #19957 —  
 
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Neo asks Morpheus: - Listen, dude, how to jump from one roof to another? Morpheus: - Khoury bank and do not ask stupid questions ...
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- Can you invite to morning tea with lemon? - Do not vydohneshsya? Morning. - Hey, how are you, where a lemon? - Here. - Hey, help me my loot to the car to deliver.
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