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Athlete Sidorov brought his team 20 points. In general, during
disorder suffered not a single shop "Optics".
Joke #20248 —  
 
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For students to teach:
- A cup red classic - 3 points
Thermos red thinning - 4 points
Backpack red roomy - 5 points
Joke #20247 —  
 
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Cheers! developed a new method of treatment of post-Freudian psychotherapists
persuasion. All suffering is invited to swallow a coin in a penny
wait to dig in shit, and then reflect on the events.
Joke #20246 —  
 
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KozhVenDispanser "From hand to hand.
Joke #20245 —  
 
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Vzvalnovanaya woman comes to your family doctor and complains:

- Doctor, help me, my husband suffers from insomnia and had all the time
mereshyatsya all sorts of horrors, may try to give him some
potent sedative?

Not looking up from his notes, doctor:

- Try to start to give him ...
Joke #20244 —  
 
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Old songs in a new way:
"What are you, my dear, you look askance
In a bowl head is tilted?
Joke #20243 —  
 
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- Hi, my name is Vadim.
- And my horses ...
Joke #20242 —  
 
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Sostoyaalsyaya toffarischesskiy futppolny match "Estonia - Finlyanttiiya.
Nool - nool. Ffittuu with ostanoffkamii ff ICCROM Spanish arppiitr
ttoppaffiil four hours. Sutta not ssaschitaal ettinstffennyy goal,
ssappityy cherees ttffatttsaat minuut Sometime after finalnoffoo sffistkaa.
Ttrakaa meshshttuu kkoryachimii ppolelschikamii on trippunaah prottolshshaetsyaya
ushshe fftoruyu nettelyuyu. Shorter prietteet police.
Joke #20241 —  
 
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They're coming joint Russo-Germanic-American military exercises. Then
there is an abnormal situation at the landfill landing UFO.
The American commander communicates with his troops and ordered
capture the alien object. Those saying that the current contract
this is not provided, and above it is necessary that lawyers from all
stakeholders agreed on all the necessary amendments to all
documents.
Germanic commander communicates with. Those saying that they are ready
operational plans for such action does not exist, and you'll first need to give
indication of the general staff, to be developed.
Russian commander did not have time to finish the relationship with, as
begins the assault.
All he was asked:
- What do they say?!
- Oh, nothing special, just gave an introduction - fell unscheduled bonus with
50 tonnes of alcohol is not canceled. Countdown to
completion of posting 15 minutes.
Joke #20240 —  
 
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Like me, when traffic police officers and police salute, one
depressing, why not the Interior Ministry formed a women?
Joke #20239 —  
 
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- Mum, who is my father?
- Footballer.
- Footballer? And what football players do?
- You see, my son, there is such a profession - home to shame.
Joke #20238 —  
 
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In Yegor Titov's birthday, well, gathered at the cottage to relax ... Yartsev and
asks:
- Egor, and you're really dope take?
- No-EET, lying is all - says Titov.
Here comes his mother with a tomato the size of a watermelon and says:
- How many times have you, Egor, told not to write in the garden!
Joke #20237 —  
 
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There is Cup finals Ukraine NSK "Olympic" in Kiev.
Play Donetsk Shakhtar Donetsk and Dynamo Kiev. In the VIP-bed sit Akhmetov
Rinat Akhmetov and Surkis Grigory Mikhailovich.
Here Surkis Akhmetov and floods:
- Oh, Rinat Akhmetov, you will not believe it! I have recently, so
are strong in business, one income, all coming true, just money
was nemeryannom, I can buy all of Ukraine!
At that Akhmetov says:
- Grigory Mikhailovich, I'll do not sell!
Joke #20236 —  
 
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Oh, the girl fell down! Soon fork come ...
Joke #20235 —  
 
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There are two Asiatics: Salam alaikum! - Salam Alaykum!
There are two French: Bon Jour! - Bon Jour!
There are two alcoholics: Good morning! - I went to x% d!
Joke #20234 —  
 
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Be thrifty. Turns off - disconnect the mobile phone.
Joke #20233 —  
 
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According to the sociological agency "Couple of questions - if
any survey or test as one of the options you can include
"went to s $%", the majority of respondents (80%) tended
It is to this option.
Joke #20232 —  
 
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Ukrainian tycoon calls to relatives in America in New Orleans:
- Well, how are you doing?
- Nightmare! Katrina is raging! And you?
- And we - Julia!
http://censor.net.ua
Joke #20231 —  
 
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Press conference:
- Mr President, tell me how you can comment on the situation in
economy in light of the unexpectedly discovered factors: economists Sciences
found that the consumption of imported goods and export raw materials are in
a latent threat to domestic production. That is, if all
will
continue the same way as now, a crisis arose in a similar crisis
in
America 30-ies.
- Er-EE ... MGM .. HUYASSE!
Joke #20230 —  
 
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Putin has three friends - horses, ponies and Berlusconi.
Bantaputu
Joke #20229 —  
 
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Reflections on the grounds of advertising:

Two in the morgue talk:
- Why do people smoke?
- To work with us was!

Two of the cemetery talking:
- Why do people smoke?
- To work with us was!

Two pathologists talk:
- Why do people smoke?
- To work with us was!

Two girlfriends-cushion "Dirol" talk:
- Why do people smoke?
- To work with us was!
Joke #20228 —  
 
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After the former "brother-soldier-yukosovets", now with the rank of deputy head
presidential administration, pischuschy satanic verses and
nationality poluchechen, Vladislav Surkov, has created Youth
"anti-fascist" movement "Nashi"

the opposition, thinking, considering the establishment of the Youth
antiNAShIstskogo movement "their"

So in Russia and will be "their" di "OUR" ...
Joke #20227 —  
 
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New sexual orientation: gitarasty.
Joke #20225 —  
 
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Your state machine broke? In your army increased
content of generals!
Joke #20224 —  
 
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SONG New Orleanians: come ashore KYUTYUSHA (Catherine Catherine)
www.tao.nm.ru
Joke #20223 —  
 
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- I heard Abraham planted for three years for what he shahnul Ivan
textbook on quantum physics.
- And what is the crime?
- In a blow hard and blunt object!
Joke #20222 —  
 
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After the famous Putin's speech in Kazan, the famous message "Teach
Albanian, "should be used as a" Teach Tatar!
Joke #20221 —  
 
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Dialogue VIChapaev with rocker on Harley Davidsson:
V.I.CH: You're a Protoss or Zerg?
Rocker: I'm for Terran, they have tales (Motik) cool!

(from the game Petka and HIV2)
Joke #20220 —  
 
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Oh uhnem! MTS said the company did all its customers
ten-dollar beggars.
Joke #20219 —  
 
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Domestic builders I like the brightness and vividness of workers meetings.
Joke #20025 —  
 
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- How to make the ruble as a strong and popular, like the dollar? - All matter in the design of banknotes. Just for them to print portraits _raznyh_ presidents.
Joke #20024 —  
 
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Off to the retirement of old Odessa lawyer. Young colleague asks: - Solomon Moiseevich, but what's the most successful day in your career? He replied: - The most successful day was when I won nine ships in a row. - But let me, Rosenblum from the office Shayevich won the day and more! - Young man, I won nine ships in the cards from the Director Odessa Shipping!
Joke #20023 —  
 
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You are viewing has long anecdote. Ru, if you irritate the anecdote
Joke #20022 —  
 
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If a man says to a woman: "Let's be friends!", Then surely, or he her already fucked, or want to do it.
Joke #20021 —  
 
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Looking at the happy faces and uebischno-striped items in their wardrobe W @ @ lice fucked advertising about two cents, I'm losing weight at a loss: on what did principle bilaynovtsy segment the market?
Joke #20020 —  
 
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Love is known at the time of menses.
Joke #20019 —  
 
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A man returns home after midnight, so as not to wake his wife quietly disguises, not including light bites in the kitchen and goes to bed. In the morning his wife asked: - What are you in the kitchen yesterday sugar scattered? - How do you know? I'm all removed? - And you have sole slippers sweet.

Leon
Joke #20018 —  
 
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Inspired by advertising of Beeline: Kasyanov's election campaign: two-two-two-two-two-two percent!
Joke #20017 —  
 
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-Hey, girlfriend! - Hello, brain! (inspired by the advertising)
Joke #20016 —  
 
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Morning. Khodorkovsky scandals in rasdache breakfast: "Zhrite its own soup! " Day. Reported to the Chief jail. Khodorkovsky's lawyer podslushivet and spreads throughout the country: "Khodorkovsky on hunger strike!" Evening. Government channel: "Khodorkovsky sat in jail moved to "The Kremlin diet. Next morning. In the Times article Berezovsky under the heading "Mode Putin Morita political prisoner ".
Joke #20015 —  
 
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Issue of the Armenian radio: - why Rossiyskom television and not settled down late-night talk show. Answer: - No one can outdo the program "Time".
Joke #20014 —  
 
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Sale cottage in the village Friday .. Cheap!
Joke #20013 —  
 
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Question Wrights - "Can man fly?" Answer: Well, firstly, it needs to have an aerodynamic shape for minimum air resistance, the second wing enough scope and developed muscles in the third system of internal air cooling the body, and a fourth heart is able to do no less 300 beats per minute. Because of all this is not available, then we arrive at conclusion that this is impossible. The same question Korolenko: - Well, of course, can ...... - I wonder how?? - Peas should eat, PEA!!
Joke #20012 —  
 
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"Cheburashka and the Seven Dwarfs" Russia, Germany, 2005 Genre: Erotica Image: 4:3 Sound: Dolby Digital 5.1
Joke #20011 —  
 
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Twenties, welcome to the party. Candidate's biography says: - Dad had such a small little factory ... Well quite small - not the same What are building now. And my mother was in Odessa, a small glovebox ... well quite small - not like now ...
Joke #20010 —  
 
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All that makes a woman, she does with great interest .... Finance.
Joke #20009 —  
 
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Armenian Radio asked: What is the hunger strike with particular cynicism?

Armenian Radio answers: Silently go hungry, looking for products purchased in stall jail.
Joke #20008 —  
 
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Igor Surkis said that the new coach of Dynamo Kiev will be appointed Vitali Klitschko. - I am sure he will bring to the team the right climate, and quickly generate relationship with the players. We will achieve a great deal - said the owner Ukrainian club. At the turn of Wladimir Klitschko has already lined up the owners of the Donetsk Miners and the Moscow locomotive.
Joke #20007 —  
 
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- Hello! This agency "Fast and efficient recovery justice? - Yes. - You really do justice? - Yes, yes. - You will be able to conduct my case in court? - No. If you want to sue, then you should contact the college lawyers. - And what do you offer? - Facilities killer.
Joke #20006 —  
 
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Vaz took the initiative: to support the domestic automobile industry impose surcharge on petrol for cars, and transfer the difference to development energy-saving technologies in cars patronymic.
Joke #20005 —  
 
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