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Only in Russia could be published and successfully apply the law on insurance
Civil liability car.
Joke #20590 —  
 
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- The o d k a!
.. exclaimed happily Sharikov ..
- P y to a!
.. not restrain Preobrozhensky ..
Joke #20589 —  
 
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George W. Bush said the U.S. government to do everything
necessary for the Olympics-2012 in New York. Singaporeans
urgent stocking products and reactivated bomb shelter ...
Joke #20588 —  
 
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And you know why so catastrophically in Ukraine becomes more expensive sugar?
Yes, because those who have it do not yet want to work,
remembering Maidan. And do not stop to discuss those glory days.
Joke #20587 —  
 
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"Moscow will fight for the Olympics 2016!" Said Moscow Mayor Luzhkov.
"The main thing is not to win, but to take part!"
Joke #20586 —  
 
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The collapse of the Russia economy will come when the tent in tobacco
Moscow will come new team. From Peter ...

Kronts
Joke #20585 —  
 
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Why are jokes about mother-weight, but the mother in law - no?
Because it in-law - too sad topic for jokes ...

Kronts
Joke #20584 —  
 
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The main reason for which the International Olympic Committee is not
Approved Moscow as the capital of a future Olympic Games is that the members of
MOKA headache after pyanok 1980.
Joke #20583 —  
 
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Moscow will still build a new Olympic village? Remains
only guess who promised Luzhkov to make Moscow the capital
regular Intergalactic Olympic Games.
Joke #20582 —  
 
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Popularity of these beverages lizatory told Yushchenko that the appointment of Prime Minister Tymoshenko,
narodishko finally believed in him. After that, he decided that
the time for the banner of the Orange Revolution to replace the word "so" in
the word "Kum". Horseshoe, on the external shape, like face godmother,
but on such qualities as bezkorystnost, honesty,
devotion to the homeland and the people are absolutely identical with the qualities Poroshenko.
Moreover, the "clean and Chesney" money is more important than trust kuma
people.
Joke #20581 —  
 
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In America album of earrings. To politkoretnosti nazyvatsya he
be "African-American Boomer"

Sanya
Joke #20580 —  
 
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Olympic Committee primarily winnow Moscow - he took into account the experience
host the Olympics in Germany in 1936 ...
Joke #20579 —  
 
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- What is a polynomial?
- Polynomial - a leader of the socio-political party or movement.
Joke #20578 —  
 
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Dear citizens of passengers! Given the possible threats of
terrorist attacks, Please do not use trains, planes,
train, bus, subway, trams, cars and other types of
public or private transport, as well as not attend cinemas
performances and other cultural events. And in general it is better not
out of their bomb shelters.
Joke #20577 —  
 
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Yanukovych's Party of Regions of Ukraine "has formed an alliance with the party of Putin
"United Russia". Now talks are underway, one of them an active partner ...

http://censor.net.ua/
Joke #20576 —  
 
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Nobody talks to me not so much on SMS, as MTS!
:-)
Joke #20575 —  
 
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Pensyuk - a man who lives on a pension.
Joke #20574 —  
 
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From the speeches of President:
"Something people began to forget the Soviet regime ... And if we do not cancel
benefits, gentlemen? "
"Something we are too ... And if we do not make secondary education
free? "
Joke #20573 —  
 
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Remember Mikhail Gorbachev frequently asked questions:

- Who is Hu?

President Hu Jin Tao has helped him to answer this complex question.
Joke #20572 —  
 
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2030.
Automotive News.
At last, Russia's car Lada Kalina after twenty years
refinements incredible effort managed to get five stars on
European classification of security. We heartily congratulate the Volga
Avtozavod! Germanic BMW 5 Series and Mersedes E class were 47 and 49
stars, respectively.

Vert.
Joke #20571 —  
 
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- Modern anecdote from one word?
- ADVERTISING!
Joke #20570 —  
 
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... He was so hated tax evaders that
eventually snitched on himself in the tax police.
Joke #20569 —  
 
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In Afghanistan, the company lost U.S. soldiers. Who found please
return. Compensation is guaranteed.
Joke #20568 —  
 
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ATTENTION. Inexpensive.
Amends already signed the contract.
Estonian parliament.
Joke #20567 —  
 
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Comrade soldiers, remove snow, so that he would no longer crashes!
Joke #20566 —  
 
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Someone who ... Belmondo in his coat.
Joke #20565 —  
 
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"Odd Man Out" - he said, and drew only two condoms.
Joke #20564 —  
 
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Rule happy bl @ d $ Twa: escaping freshen the nip in the morning, never
eyed girl, you fucking night.
Joke #20563 —  
 
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Girls first go anywhere, and then complain that it is adhering to
every g * UPE.
Joke #20562 —  
 
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What is the weaker sex does not dream of a strong roof?
Joke #20561 —  
 
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And they lived happily, ever after stuff.
Joke #20560 —  
 
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Weather and whispers: "You'd better sit at home."
Joke #20559 —  
 
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- Why did the dinosaurs become extinct?
- Too much power vertical and too little brain.
Joke #20558 —  
 
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Tits - this is a strange thing: when your girls are big, then
some reason over time begins to pull on the small and vice versa.
Joke #20557 —  
 
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Girls come and go, leaving the new entries in the medical book.
Joke #20556 —  
 
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Thoughts do not have, my thoughts have to be friends.
Joke #20555 —  
 
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He was so frugal that tried to do X-rays of his lungs during
inspection at the airport ...
Joke #20554 —  
 
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- How to come home immediately burst his wife's pants ..
- Is it really so much want?
- Yes no .. shake just
Joke #20553 —  
 
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Two males - a greyhound and a taxi - stand in the snow and discuss the weather.
Borzoi:
- Cold eerie, I had the legs to the knee otmerzli.
Taxi:
- Dude, and you think it is you have a problem?

www.keke.ru
Joke #20552 —  
 
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STROKE-HELLO!
Joke #20551 —  
 
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Anecdote of MITHT.
We asked our dear and beloved VE Perelman (sopromat), as he
taking the exam.
- I ask the question, if a student does not respond, I am becoming more clear, I am
put it very bad and put out to hell with the exam.
- And if the answer?
- I ask him another question, if he does not respond, I become
clear, I put it very bad and put out to hell with the exam.
- And if you meet again?
- I asked him the third question, if he does not respond, I become
clear, I put it very bad and put out to hell with the exam.
- And how long it lasts?
- While I do not become clear!
Joke #20550 —  
 
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- I noted this New Year in Hawaii, the terms of the tanned girl, sea,
beaches.
- I'm in India, riding on an elephant, warm, fruit, friendly Indian.
- A new year, I also mentioned to you, at home in the kitchen, but not smoking!
Joke #20549 —  
 
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Remarkably increased prices on the secondary market crooks.
Joke #20548 —  
 
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Continuously increasing number of population in China --
a vicious circle: many people - not enough condoms are not enough
condoms - increasing the number of ...
Joke #20547 —  
 
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As Jews unites the Russian people:
They caught three of the Jews of the Russian peasant and said:
- Guy! We you are going to solder! Two of you will keep, and one
- Pour!
- Uh, no, guys, do not go! Let us thus: one holds, and two --
pour ...
Joke #20546 —  
 
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In Kiev ended scientific - practical conference on "How
the most honest, the most democratic government in the world has the right
steal gas from a neighbor? "
(C) Robie
Joke #20545 —  
 
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Doctors do not recommend listening to a brass band, lying and surrounded
relatives!
Joke #20544 —  
 
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To the applause and camera flashes in the hall meetings included Putin, Schroeder
and Chirac.
Chairman of the commission said its ritual greeting: "We are pleased
welcome our distinguished guests.
Vladimir offended.
Joke #20543 —  
 
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Problems with potency? ejaculation?
No question! Our highly trained specialists and end in a bang for you!
Joke #20542 —  
 
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Dentists would grow considerably less if the children who
dream to be, not would keep the plans secret from other children.
Joke #20541 —  
 
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