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Talking Khokhlov - is an insult. Be politically correct - UKROSLAVYANE.
Joke #20905 —  
 
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King convenes Russkovo, an Englishman and american. And he says someone from
you past the dragon and so it neche nebudet. I will give half the kingdom and my daughter in
zhony. first Englishman Edita on the battleship dragon his szhog. Amerikanits Edita
Hamira dragon on his szhog. Edita Russian to Zaporozhets labeled ttpp
Dragon neche him nezdelal. All rasprashivuyut as he is and what it means Set
ttpp. Ttpp means only touch pussy poluchish
Joke #20904 —  
 
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2008. In the presidential elections in the U.S. by a wide margin wins
Rice. Her victory did not prevent either the loss of his legs as a result of
attack, no entry on the eve of elections in a lawful marriage with the new
President of Russia Irina Hakamada.
Joke #20903 —  
 
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- What is an example of Ukraine Yulia Tymoshenko has kept her hair?
- The role it was.
- What?
- The death of the Ukrainian economy.

(C) Robie
Joke #20902 —  
 
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No one said you were a scoundrel, then anyone no matter who you are:
Indeed. And when someone said, that no one is doubly important.
Joke #20901 —  
 
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There are two old friends, married and unmarried. Idle
asks:
- How are you?
Married says:
- Bad. Sometimes want to drink, and his wife, moreover, that she does not drink,
so now my neighbors with the peasants, even the glass to take a hindrance. They
too, and stopped to greet me. So I live with this
contagion in solitude ...
Idle it interrupts:
- No, completely alone - is when you drink, with whom you want, when you want
and how much you want, and next, there is no infection to prevent it.
Joke #20900 —  
 
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Slogan association "Mikoyan"
You zakolbasit of our products.

vvv.hahaha.ru
Joke #20899 —  
 
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TV viewers are divided into smart, stupid, full of morons and those who look
"Big Brother" and "Dom-2".
Joke #20898 —  
 
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Such confusion with this warming ... In Moscow, the summer has been, or
There will be?
Joke #20897 —  
 
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President Yushchenko consults with Timoshchenko on thefts Russia
gas: "Maybe we should blame on Osama?"
Tymoshenko: "offended! Osama get out!"

Holy Monster (NA)
Joke #20896 —  
 
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The Americans have provided humanitarian assistance to Uganda, Congo, Nigeria, Sudan and
Other African poorest countries, imported them in large quantities
condoms. This term is more beneficial than
supply of food.

Holy Monster (NA)
Joke #20895 —  
 
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Multipidor - a fag, which supports any input / output devices.
Joke #20894 —  
 
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With S (Yushchenko), that I (Yanukovych) - all 3.1415zdyat to X $ I
Joke #20892 —  
 
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In childhood Vovochka Putin beat bully named Misha. Since
Little Johnny is trying to put all named Misha - Khodorkovsky, now
Kasyanov, and then Gorbachev.
Joke #20891 —  
 
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Constitution of Russia, as corrected:
"Any candidate for the post of President of Russia, except
approved by Vladimir Putin, automatically receives
term 11 years with confiscation of property. "
Joke #20890 —  
 
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- "Deep Impact" at exactly 2 times steeper than "Lord of the Rings."
- Why?
- Yes, because there Frodo runs with two rings.
Joke #20889 —  
 
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SMS is not urgent, the subscriber is not adequate!
K @ ty
Joke #20888 —  
 
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Gazprom's management turned to Yandex asking where to find
gone to the gas
Joke #20887 —  
 
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.. He is so hated the banners on the internet that do not click on them, and
manually enter the address in the browser ...
Joke #20886 —  
 
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Moscow. Health Center. Around all sterile, carefully, nowhere
a dust. Suddenly in the foyer sets the dirty smelly homeless and squash
a chair! He begins Belomoro to smoke, drink, tangle-legs, and sometimes
get a syringe and a vein graft itself. Runs up to him and the medical director
screams:
- Are not you ashamed This Center for Health! What you get up??
Homeless man a faltering voice:
- Harmony restored!
Joke #20885 —  
 
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New militant pro showdown between bosses in Moscow supermarkets --
11 friends Hashanah.

dronakos
Joke #20884 —  
 
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How to support a pessimist: "But do not worry, all is not as good as
you think! "
Joke #20883 —  
 
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The CIA had sent pictures from London and other countries that have decided
withdraw troops from Iraq.
Joke #20882 —  
 
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Tymoshenko promised to pull their socks up and pay the entire debt of the gas Russia
Joke #20881 —  
 
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breaking addict in the government building, give me a day to stay
Prime Minister, I want to nahalyavu cottage in a pine forest ..
Joke #20880 —  
 
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First, get tired of eating, which can prepare a wife, then itself
wife.
Joke #20879 —  
 
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- What is Web-mani?
- Girls from dating sites.
Joke #20878 —  
 
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If the child is not time to wean pi $ kiosk, then he grow up
figure.
Joke #20876 —  
 
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His wallet, often showing striptease.
Joke #20875 —  
 
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To note writers: the steepest novel in the world - Abramovich!
Joke #20874 —  
 
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The idea of TV show "Big Brother": a group of people to perform all tasks invented
group of monkeys ...
Joke #20873 —  
 
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Blonde was looking at a women's magazine:
- Skirt, 1600 rubles ...
Joke #20872 —  
 
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- Hello, and Vasya possible?
- He was at the rink.
- So now the same summer.
- Idiot! Basil works in Avtodor paver.
Vert.
Joke #20871 —  
 
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- I'm getting married tomorrow.
- In love?
- Her father said: "In any!"
Joke #20870 —  
 
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Prime Minister who took the only one giving the battalion, have the Hero of Russia
give. A Hero of Russia are subject to amnesty.
Joke #20869 —  
 
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Our people can make anything that is not able to bring the oligarchs. Moreover
what little remained.
Joke #20868 —  
 
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Availability of paid medicine, along with free offers all free
choice: to get a bad treatment for nothing, or for money.
Joke #20867 —  
 
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By the new Russian:
- Yesterday, get out of the car at the Kuznetsk, lo and behold - a number of such heifer! Otpad!
I told her straight off: "It can get acquainted, taking a room in" Russia ", will hold
time, this and that. "And she suddenly:" I agree ". I did not expect that so
quickly without any jokes and gadgets.
- Well ...
- And she, infection, gaishnitsey proved. She removed the two rooms with machines and
gone ...
Joke #20866 —  
 
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For example GAZ car factory, producing small trucks Gazelle
Automobile VAZ going to release a small nimble compact car
"Vaseline."
Joke #20865 —  
 
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Argued once with Kosygin, Brezhnev, who knows how to better organize
trade.
Kosygin:
- I assure you, Leonid Ilich, better Jews can not sell anybody.
Brezhnev:
- Yes, talking nonsense, Aleksey Nikolayevich.
- But let's go shopping, I'll prove it.
Well, changed the appearance a bit, go, go down the street, go to
shop "Porcelain".
Kosygin says the seller:
- Do you have a cup of coffee for left-handers?
- What?
- I say, you have a coffee cup for left-handers?
- For what is left-handed? We have a normal cup. Will you take?
Brezhnev and Kosygin went go to another store.
Kosygin again asked the seller:
- Do you have a cup of coffee for left-handers?
- Citizens, we do not have any special cups for left-handers. Take
ordinary and not bother his head.
Brezhnev and Kosygin went after that go to the store, where trades
Rabinovich.
Kosygin coming to Rabinovich and asks:
- Do you have a cup of coffee for left-handers?
- Find. Now everything will be in the best shape, do not worry.
Rabinovich climbs somewhere in the farthest rack, gets a cup of coffee and
turns her pen to the left:
- Here, a special cup for left-handers. You see - a handle to the left. Besides
very beautiful and inexpensive.
- Tighten.
It follows, and Kosygin, pleased with this, said Brezhnev:
- Well, Leonid Ilyich? Convinced that Jews were better able to trade all?
- Of course! "To deal they can." To his shop with a base of scarce things
they know how to pull!
Joke #20864 —  
 
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At President is the most favorite childhood - "Scarlet Flower"
and oh so engrossed in it that by marrying an American witch
into a forest monster. He took me to the fabulous island Timoshenko
but the miracle, despite the kisses, did not happen.
Continued in the next series.
Joke #20863 —  
 
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"The author is cool!" - Said Faust, dochityvaya sales contract ...
Joke #20862 —  
 
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Why should we open the new pop stars are not utilizing the old ones?
Joke #20861 —  
 
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http://www.rbcdaily.ru/newsline/index.shtml?2005/07/11 # 204870 RBCdaily --
Business News: Prosecutor's Office confirmed the pending case
against M. Kasyanov. Now the Prosecutor General's shares will rise exactly in
price ....

Dmitry Zhdanuhin
Joke #20860 —  
 
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FSB officer who transferred to the Center erroneous information that
Berezovsky in London using the underground and bus the trip was
immediately withdrawn, demoted in rank and position, and also deprived the 13th
salary up to 2112 inclusive.

http://censor.net.ua/
Joke #20858 —  
 
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If a girl is tired of going to far in the distant blue dream, she goes on
passing red x% th.
Joke #20857 —  
 
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Alenka and Coca-Cola - with funnier
Joke #20856 —  
 
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Service Center sells parts for foreign cars. Wide range of silencers.
Only the original and the best producers. Browning, Colt, Walter,
Beretta, Smith & Wesson.
Joke #20855 —  
 
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1. Every day 1 can not smoked deer grass. Squirrel sells shoals
boxes. The box contains 10 jambs at the price to 7 tugriks a box. Question:
how many years deer realized that her husband was Public Prosecutor of its heritage,
equal 7000 Tug, and how many times butted and kicked the deer to drive
This embezzler from home?

2. Being unmarried and free, but left without shelter, the deer tried
build your mortal body in cuckoo clocks. In the lexicon of the Cuckoo 456
indecent words. One word she vykukovyvaet for 2 seconds. For many
seconds, she chased a deer, if started swearing violently at the first of its
try to stick their noses in her family watch? and mother, never repeating themselves,
until it rolled back?
Joke #20854 —  
 
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So play the game, smiled maliciously Muller, read a report that the
wireless-operator Kate is pregnant and knowing that Stirlitz never spent money on
prozervativy.
They could not for espionage, so will take it for porocheschie communication merry Muller.
But DNA analysis showed that the child Mueller.
Can not be in a panic yelling Muller, I used by a condom.
Stirlitz also used by a condom, to save by a condom, Muller,
turning it inside out.
Joke #20853 —  
 
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