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Man descends the stairs. On the second floor of a neighbor keeps the cat in the hands
and scream screaming in his ear:
- WANT Lyuska of 56 apartments, I WANT Lyuska of 56 apartments ...
Guy:
- Neighbor, why are you yelling about the cat's ear?
Neighbor:
- I can not, but it all night under the window you can?!
Joke #21158 —  
 
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There are two blondes:
- Yesterday met our boss in the pool.
- Well it in swimming trunks?
- Do not say, very tired.
Joke #21157 —  
 
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News: Leading developers to protect the information given
positive feedback on products such as "ANTI-HACKERS for workstations,
plan to develop and publish "Antilamer for servers.
Joke #21156 —  
 
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Dal'nobojshhik arranged to work in the SAI. The commander sends him and more
experienced partner to the track with radar pokalymit so to speak. Evening
commander asks:
- Well as successes?
Experienced says:
- What are the successes, I stand with the radar, but this one sits in the car and the distant light
Morgan!
Joke #21155 —  
 
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Fined as a road policemen young Vitya, fined and forgotten. But Victor is not
forgotten.
Joke #21154 —  
 
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President Yushchenko issued a decree to dissolve the
Traffic police. Riot police patrolled the roads. Number of violations
significantly reduced. As it turned out, a blow to the liver is more
powerful argument than the penalty for violation of traffic regulations.
(C) Robie
Joke #21153 —  
 
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Piglet asked Pooh:
- Vinnie, but that it's in your pants bulging?
- A. .. is ... is ... Winnie-the-gun!
- To be exact?
- "Soviet champagne"!
- And I thought ... We pokuvyrkaemsya ...

Holy Monster (WF)
Joke #21152 —  
 
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During the same with us, or send ambassador to Belarus, or excite
criminal case!

Holy Monster (WF)
Joke #21151 —  
 
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Toilets - a push in the development of dressing-case!

Holy Monster (WF)
Joke #21150 —  
 
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New Chinese consumer goods "Shanhun - shampoo from Shanghai," KiTayd --
"Tide" from China.

Holy Monster (WF)
Joke #21149 —  
 
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New national automobile - GAZ car with
blinkers. If you have a good mood, you can wink
sottrudniku GIBBD.

Holy Monster (WF)
Joke #21148 —  
 
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Once upon a time was Ivan the Fool! It's time to marry him! Angry Ivan the Fool:
"I do not want to get married, I want to learn! "Entered Ivan the Fool in Moscow
Road Institute and graduated with honors from him. Since then, Russia has no
neither their roads, their cars!

Holy Monster (WF)
Joke #21147 —  
 
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Lenin read a book written by HG Wells, Russia in the Shadows ", a long time
could not calm down:
- Well, Uell! Well, Uell!

I went and signed a "Plan GOUELLRO", which later became all
called "electrification plan.

Holy Monster (WF)
Joke #21146 —  
 
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-Hello! Alo-lo! Male! Who is it? "Sex on the phone? Male! Hide
its pipirku, you got there! I told you - do not go there!

Holy Monster (WF)
Joke #21145 —  
 
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We solve the problem of Russia's gas in storage in Ukraine. It will
solemnly burnt in the eternal flame at the monument of 300 years of reunification
Ukraine and Russia!

Holy Monster (WF)
Joke #21144 —  
 
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-Grandma! I decided to marry an Arab! I would first wife in a harem!
- And he come from? What is his specialty?
- Sheik of Oman!
- Oh, my girl, my, - omanet necessarily omanet!

Holy Monster (WF)
Joke #21143 —  
 
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From the school essay: Decembrists brought Herzen, and he instead
to the women on strike, began to strike the bell.

Holy Monster (WF)
Joke #21142 —  
 
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Because of the abundance of Russian confused at the Plaza Pigalle in Paris priestesses of love
nicknamed "lapwing." But that name scared away many of the "new
Russian, who came fun, while witty Parisians allowed in
everyday life, a new expression is not enough that a civilized, so to the same more
and poetic - "Le damn! "

Holy Monster (WF)
Joke #21141 —  
 
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Long sought an audience with the Prime Minister of Ukraine Yulia Tymoshenko
Representatives of Russia's Gazprom over the theft of Russia's gas.
And when they were appointed, and they came to the office door cabinet
Timoshenko sported plate "went to hazu! "

Holy Monster (WF)
Joke #21140 —  
 
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New state program of birth control in China: "Buy
every woman from the state budget on dildo. "

Holy Monster (WF)
Joke #21139 —  
 
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Christ: "Make to yourselves friends of the mammon of unrighteousness"!
Luke 16:9
Joke #21138 —  
 
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Will Internet users to have sex with his wife. That lies on his stomach, and
at the back the inscription "Always trust content of this web site." He shakes
"Ok", and rushed.
Joke #21137 —  
 
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American feminists desperately need in Russia Government
rename the herb "St. John's wort" in the "zverogerl" ...
Joke #21136 —  
 
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important for young parents:

young mother, tired to distraction, namayalas for a whole day with the child
converted all cases, barely crawled to bed and ... asleep ...
all the same child approached her, touching hands:
- Mom! Mom! Mom!
Mama, of course, zero emotion ... tired and slept soundly sleeping ...
- Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! - Not desist baby ...
reaction is the same ... Mom is sleeping!
- Mom! Mom! Died or something ?!?!?!?!?!?!
Joke #21135 —  
 
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XVI century. Somewhere on the eastern outskirts of Poland. From the estate vyezhaet
young gentleman on a black horse and galloped galloping to the field, which begins
heart-rending cry of the peasants:
- Hemetlenno work! Good work! Fast and quality work!
Pooral-pooral, and by whom, and the whip struck, and rode away again in his estate.
Farmers groaning, sighing, but are employed. One of them says
another:
- Something I do not understand, Mykola, why we are working, and he only rents to
We collect yes then gets drunk with his friends?
- How was the fool, Petro, and stay! How many times have you explain
it is the integration into a free and prosperous Europe.

/ 6028.313
Joke #21134 —  
 
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Gathered as a Blair, Schroeder and Putin.
Putin: Lord, I know a good annekdot.
Schroeder: What?
Putin: And here is what: We gathered as that Englishman, German and Russian ...
Joke #21133 —  
 
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President of Ukraine abolished the ukranskuyu traffic police. His rating
immediately took off. In turn, perhaps, tax.
Joke #21132 —  
 
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If you do everything very poorly, change your name on Khrenov:
then you very often will dignify by the name of ... : (
Joke #21131 —  
 
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Fort Bayard.
- Lena, what is it?
- Here the elephant is asleep!
- The key for him!
- Enough is enough! What's next?
- Insert the key in the hole!
- Paste!
- What's happening?
- The Elephant woke up.
Joke #21130 —  
 
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- Vladimir Vladimirovich, how do you identify a fifth column?
- How, how ... I feel its fifth point!
Joke #21129 —  
 
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- Do your cars engine turbocharged?
- No, mas-turbo.

vvv.hahaha.ru
Joke #21128 —  
 
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Worse than not, than to offend the weak - strong forgive, the weak and will
at every opportunity to fawn, or podsizhivat.
Joke #21126 —  
 
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To fall down is easy, just pain, but much - does not hurt.
Joke #21125 —  
 
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Ssut Human Rights
Joke #21124 —  
 
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Hung posters all over Kyiv, calling fucked @ Yield-Use, has all manner
fuck @ Do ...
Joke #21123 —  
 
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The divorce in court. WIFE: Your Honor, I have not the pleasure
From my husband, divorced us. HUSBAND: And I have the pleasure HOW TO PAN
Ing eaten, Do not dilute the U.S.. WIFE: on such a large saucepan SUCH
Small piece of MEAT! Divorced U.S.!
Joke #21122 —  
 
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Primitive society. Campfire sits tribe.
Leader: - I am stepping aside - RSR. Away returns:
- So I went to the side and heaped a great pile of shit. And she lies there
stinks. And if nobody will remove, then someone will go, will see a lot of
nasret and shit in it. And if everyone would walk past and to shit to shit and this
heap is much the same shit happens.
Shit is so much that it is impossible budetnasrat to the top of the heap and shit
spread throughout the world. And everyone will be walking on shit and to shit in this
heap. And our children are sitting in deep shit ask: "Why are we all
shit, shit, and sit in one pile? . And that we will respond. This is your
homeland, my son? No! Enough to shit! Plug ERPI asshole gag, zasheyte their
not eshte anything that is not to shit. Enough to shit where every hit by shit.
The future is in danger.
Joke #21121 —  
 
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He so hated the Jews ... what did people on the street circumcision and killed them.
Joke #21120 —  
 
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Climbing Goverla before the storm, Yushchenko with the company once
proved the correctness of the well-known proverbs.
Joke #21119 —  
 
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Adding just 2 centimeters to the previous world record, Yelena
Isinbayeva has lost the right to the nickname "Bubka in a skirt".
Joke #21118 —  
 
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I understood why it is difficult to communicate with the asshole! Because this asshole
"man of moods. (Mood (English) - mood)
Joke #21117 —  
 
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Question: how to make a few pounds of fat attractive?
A: stick to them nipples.
Joke #21116 —  
 
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Armenian Radio asked: can we turn to face the man
who turned to you ass?
Armenian Radio answers: You can, if that person is in
genucubital posture.
Joke #20913 —  
 
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Study the Chinese language pack for Chinese noodles
Joke #20912 —  
 
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Ukraine proudly refused to receive free gas from Russia.
It was only necessary to pay for his transportation from Siberia, according to Ukrainian tariffs.
Joke #20911 —  
 
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If the advertisements have begun to tell someone's biography, then in her late
he dies: (
(GUIDer)
Joke #20910 —  
 
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Small lies to the truth as a lamp shade for a lamp. If it is removed, it will
lighter, but will cut the eye.
And the big lie as a reflector in the spotlight. The light falls just where
right. And maybe blind.
Joke #20909 —  
 
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In connection with the change of the owner of the newspaper "Moscow news" was replaced
name. Now it will be called "Taki news from Rabinowitz.
Joke #20908 —  
 
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U of Personnel:
- Ivanov, and you do not accidentally Jew?
- You know, I so lucky at birth.
Joke #20907 —  
 
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U of Personnel:
- Sarah, you - Russian?
- No, I - St. Petersburg.
Joke #20906 —  
 
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