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The executioner was ordered to cut off the head balls. He looked at his
axes, on the balls and tells the king that he could not comply with the order and
Requests to replace the cutting off of heads on the hanging
Ad: Rent ISS facilities in the yard!
- Didu, and yak correctly: Poroshenko chi Parashenko?
- Parashenko, Semyon, ti scho televizor not looking?
Internet Explorer is a simple program Windows XP, which allows
user to log on and download http://www.mozilla.org/products/firefox/
FireFox, the web browser.
Judging from the tone Yushchenko began to communicate with journalists,
dictaphone under presidential sofa time urgently change the cassette and
An employee of the Caucasian market of Moscow asked:
- How many weekend days in a year?
- On the day of Airborne Russia!
Weather forecasters are correct, they confused the dates.
Man drove 3 liters a fresh samogonchika. Put the jar on the table,
admires. And then it prosekaet thought: "What if the district will go? Must
to hide. "Puts Bank for the cabinet and conducting an experiment. Dress shirt
tie, suit, beyond the door, knocking. For himself says: "Who
there?. "himself and says:" It is I, the district Morkovkin, come check
passport regime "." Come. "enters the house, looking for the cabinet:" What
have you standing there? "." birch juice "- is responsible for itself." Come
Give a try!. "poured a glass, drinks." No, "thinks," so
finds ". Choreographs for the blind, under the bed, in the oven ... is everywhere. And
Now he sits in front of half-empty jar, already no, there's the doorbell.
"Who's there" - asked a faltering voice. "It is I, the district
Morkovkin, came to check the passport regime. "" Yes you go away, and so
half-drunk cans !!!".
When men asked her age, she laughed and coyly
said that the woman so many years, how it looks. Many
believed in her and then had a big problem, parshivke was not and 16.
Sale rakes. New. There have been no attacking.
Fell during the night a drunken man in a puddle. He opened his eyes, sees the stars. Turned
on the back and once again sees the stars. "Well, no shit yourself" - thinking: "one in
space to run and eat with him yielded nothing! "
Goes the new Russian on the new merci, includes radio and hears:
- Ye Ruthenia listen to the radio ...
- Hix% myself! Bot bl @ de, once lit - a German car, and radio
(c) the Free Friendly Spirit Slava
If you hear a campaign speech, "I will put an end to corruption,
banditry, organized crime, etc. etc. - not
flatter probably true, only the first two or three words!
- Captain, how so? - Shouted from the board after sailing boat. - You
same should be the last to leave the ship?
- You are the past, - said the captain, diligently working the oars. - I
leave the ship for you.
- Son, you'll study well - buy you a computer.
- And if I do poorly in school?
- Then buy a piano.
Arrives in Moscow fan of stories from abroad, he is met,
indulges, answer all his questions:
- Kiev - is the mother of Russian cities!
- And who is the father?
- Well, of course - Moscow!
- A St. Petersburg?
- It's - their daughter!
- And Odessa?
- It's their son!
- Well, I heard that Rostov - Dad?
- Well, unfortunately, the Lieutenant Rzhevskij filed in court and is close to winning the case
recognition of his father!
Holy Monster (NA)
"What you all about Petrossian, Petrosyan pro yes?
- Well, what about someone else?
- Are we Petrovykh missing?
- Okay, let's pro Petrovykh!
- Let? Let's take Dima Verner, that you do not know?
Holy Monster (NA)
No sooner had a few tanks of oil in the Tver region
kuvyrknutsya the embankment, as there as a here-and environmental services, and
Green Peace, and the press, radio and television, and local green raided!
This raised high! But in Brazil, a part of the fuel for
Car crashed, so no one except the society "Anonymous
Alcoholics in the press did not come out!
Holy Monster (WF)
Gerasim-! What's with you, you, down in the mouth?
- M-m-m-aman! We-we-we Mumu Zam-Zam-soaked!
- Gerasimos! What a joy! Treason Time, too!
Holy Monster (WF)
Was published a new book known authors publishing MIA - Shamil Basayev
and the Forty Thieves. "possible distribution in the solid-bound with a gift
He has a car so cool that he was at her 15 minutes zalazeet.
guy goes home, but not at home!
Poster in Kiev: we do not have enough hunger and undressed ...
(Well, do not write the same: "Five-!":))
- Why Yushchenko liquidated the father GAI?
- What would Yushchenko-son did not interfere with travel!
After the scandalous press conference, Viktor Yushchenko Philip
Kirkorov handed to him in court for blatant plagiarism.
Announcement: URGENT selling BMW M6 (with Czech numbers)!
PS As a gift to the car - phone, hours and a bottle of champagne Crystal
- Explosions in Pakistan are not included in our plans - said the U.S. president
George W. Bush.
- Hello, narcologist!
- Hello, patanatom!
- Tell me why people cleavage?
- To work with us has always been!
- How do you think that the "scolding" Yushchenko gave to his son because
loud conflict with a journalist?
- I bought his BMW M6 and said: "On, driving! "
In my girlfriend's nipples are sharp, that I scratched on them yesterday!
A brief biography of the writer:
Awoke in the morning, hands were scratched.
Remembering the age, decided that wanker obviously makes no sense.
Took up the pen ...
Viktor Yushchenko admitted that in his conflict with reporters both sides
showed tactlessness. Guarantees of free speech called tactless
journalist "face" and "hired killer". And journalists tactless
wondered why the president's son travels to Kiev to know someone
machine costs 130 thousand euros without numbers at a speed of 100 kilometers
hour. "I use all the strength to both the authorities and the press were considerate of each
other ", - added Victor Andreevich.
Wordplay: What is the complete software?
This is when the St. Petersburg remain without cookies!
They remain without cookies!
In the manner of driving, many women through their clear desire
end one's life
Motorists attractive look to all cops.
Agency NASA Invites latest offerings on the ISS, in groups of 7 persons
There Nefertiti had two nefertitki, neferpopka and neferpipka. / Mishka /
Hello, corporation Koopperatsiya "listens to you!
Hello! Hello! And Vasya possible?
Vasily Petrovich busy at the moment the phone that he convey?
Tell that called Fyodor, I do RSR, then he'll call.
The company began selling new Chupachups Chupachupsov specifically for
Blacksmiths with the advertising slogan "Suck and Kui!"
Meeting at the White House. Bush report to: respect for the U.S. fell as
ever, their citizens are also increasingly unpleasant questions begin
ask. Iraq, oil, Afghanistan, China sent the dollar to go to hell, in
common - nothing but trouble ...
He gets up very old, wise counselor: it is necessary, said, come up with some
exciting story that would have all experienced, sympathized with, the whole nation
rallied ... Save someone ... As in the movie "Wag"
All the thinking ... And then Bush raises his head: "Oh, I think, came up with!
Tell me, and among astronauts accidentally my relatives there? "
In the elevator came and the waitress filled it smells of his body ...
Two friends chatting:
- It was the end of the summer.
- Say it again. And you can not mention the season.
See the video: Clara Croft - Raider corals.
Here we tupilo summer.
Find a woman with by a pussy across the wider the legs so it is already
With age, you begin to understand the meaning of the phrase "Hell's fire in your throat.
It is foolish to invite the elephant ... on cocaine party.
Sooner or later realize that the fate of the girl - common whore, and at
You just ran out of money.
In selling a new bestseller "Keep the stress in his fist."