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Negro came to the pharmacy and asked the White condom
Anakin: haunted, I'll dzhidaem?
Haunted: No, Annie. First, you'll be 5 years yonglingom, then Year
Padawan learner, then 2 years older Padawan learner, then 3 years
Anakin: Dark Lord! I swear to be faithful to your teachings!
Haunted: ... And then you will need to get on dzhidayskuyu post ...
Dmitry (Space Troops)
Hate to Freddie Mercury (the FM).
1. Normal hatred: quietly pass the image of Elton John and
etc., but seeing the portrait FM, yelling: "Take this fag!";
2. Sophisticated hate: talk about the album Hot Space: "Well, where
Roger Taylor under FM;
3. Super-refined hatred: Drunken counted official
biographies FM and otherwise stigmatize Mariam Akhundov.
In one uneducated Saudi ruler had two clever wife --
Zita, who graduated from Oxford, and Geeta, graduated Cambridge. When
Amir was with Zitoy, that she inspired the Emir divorce Gita and vice versa.
Emir obeyed wives divorced them and married Vite - a cleaner,
who watched over the purity of the palace.
So let's drink to you, to always listen to the advice of a clever wife and
do the opposite!
Thousand and one night told fairest Scheherazade tales
governor Shaharyar. Well, Scheherazade, of course, had nowhere to go - it
saved my life! Here Shahryar, who gave up his harem, so
then all surprising.
So let's drink to the fact that men and women are not telling each other
tales at night, but kept the them for their future children!
Received from the military stitching from the army, the boys jumped for joy.
Too high, though. From 5 th floor!
- Why are you all doing on the last day?
- And I'm afraid that I can finish earlier, and I will have nothing to do.
UAZ PATRIOT-for real patriots. Patriots love to read Latin.
- Igor Sidorov, you fly unzipped, and dick fell out!
- Oh, how inconvenient ...
"Star Wars. Episode 3 - Revenge Padme.
Returning from the war home to clonic Korruskant, Anikin Skywalker
met in the shadow of his favorite columns of his wife.
- Something miraculous happened - Padme whispered: - I'm pregnant!
- It is also perfectly ... - Answered Anikin, and buying a tear rolled down
cheek of the future Darth Vader, he's two whole years have not been home ...
For the sake of political correctness, the Cabinet of Ministers of Ukraine ordered the Taras Chernovil Change
name to Afroamerikanovil "...
Britain and the United States won the first prize at the competition in the Magic
nomination "imitation of public opinion."
About nick Beeline: Hunchback outcast, with a curse on the bee.
You, She & Co (Yushchenko)
Sensation! E-mile Zadornov www.ZAD.ru!
Beeline staked to a black and yellow striped ...
MTS is foreseen and a year earlier staked for jeans, a multicolored
Propose now "Tymoshenko, before peaking at investormi
International Economic Forum "to write with pictures of" The Shepherdess and
- Where are you going?
- In Armavur.
- What you taking?
- Cheese, butter.
- How much?
- Of course!
(Armenian folk anecdote)
New way to discover (after watching ads):
- Hello droplet Sorti, it's me, your Mr. RICCO with quail eggs
Sex we do not! - Said on television famous lady.
Yes, sex in the Soviet Union was not, was busywork.
And the prostitutes were, were whores.
And there was no blow job, sucking dick.
But, believe me, it was not worse than prostitutes and blow job!
- This drink does not want you ...
- No, vodka still want!
Ukrainian Prime Minister Yulia Tymoshenko during her visit to France
proposed gas pipeline project from Iran to France via Ukraine to bypass
On return she found on his desk a letter from Putin.
In a letter to lay a map of Eurasia and a note from one of the words: "How?"
At the transition of the Moscow metro station "Komsomolskaya" representatives
bdagotvoritelnoy organization "Doctors Without Borders tried to free
help the beggar woman and her child with paralyzed legs! Beggar they
hardly caught, but the child catch up and could not!
Well Tverichi and Muscovites ... Who would have dreamed that the oil flowed from the tap? ;)
After the release of fuel oil in Azouz your dreams can come true!
Factory production of stationery items to them.
Yuri Luzhkov, Moscow mayor &: zahlamim Moscow skyscrapers, "pencil"
in record time ...
Comes a little Izzy to a neurologist. He asks his questions:
- How many legs pussy?
- Skollko a pussy tails?
- How many kittens ears?
- How many kittens noses?
- Uncle, Have you ever seen cats?
In the director's office.
- They say you still go to synagogue and pray, that you have added
- Yes, and Shaw, did not?
- Can. But I do not like it when over my head turned to the higher
President Kravchuk criticized Prime Minister Kuchma, has sent his resignation, that
Kuchma made it popular, and he was able to throw off Kravchuk.
President Kuchma criticized Yushchenko's prime minister, sent him to resign, and he
able to overthrow Kuchma.
President Yushchenko has recently criticized Prime Timshenko ...
All cars in the world are divided into two types: one set to love,
Other - for * Blee.
A six-year girl coming to my grandmother:
- Grandma, tell me, what is sex?
Grandma, blushing, about ten minutes something vigorously rubbing her granddaughter.
That listens, listens, then does not hold:
- Yes, Grandma, it's understandable. Tell me, is the same as that
fuck or not?
Articles from the women's glossy magazine Uzbek "Fatima":
- Three in the quarter. How to explain to her husband?
- Properly preparing hominy. Advice Jennifer Lopez.
- How nice tan and do not disgrace the family.
- Where better to go relax in the summer! Schedule minibuses.
- Hydrogen peroxide and other beauty secrets.
- The difference with her husband 90 years, and you do not know any songs Utjosov! Tips
- You think that you are exploited? Manual.
- How about the ears to determine what your husband was engaged in the struggle.
- 17 ways not to get stolen.
- How to resist the temptation to turn around when you whistle.
KVN team "Sledges of Abkhazia"
Trades man brooms. Fits old grandfather:
- How much broom, son?
- 15 rubles, Dad!
Santa takes a couple of brooms and long turns in his hands.
- What were they you hurt flimsy. I h.y and then thicker.
- Dad, what is the problem, here x .. m and sweeping.
Foreign cars of the road?
Then buy the WHA, and the money saved you can spend on repairs
Arrives at a new Russian car wash on the new Maybach car.
- Make sure I have something digital satellite TV shows
- You need to change the braking system.
- I'll b. .. Th tell you is, to me. HYDRATED TV do, but not
brakes. The brakes on this machine serviceable.
- No, you do not understand. You need to change Windows to Linux!
There is Vova, swaying and sighing on the move:
"What a pity that all ends in 2008-m year"
Suitable man to the public toilet, then the door opens wide, and
thence creeps alkonavt:
- A man ... You ... is ... careful ... there ... is ... mustachioed ...
- With a mustache?
- What's mustache ... PAUL USSATY!
- I heard your neighbors live like two doves. - It's true. So she flies out the window, then it ...
Let Shenderovich not offended ... But "extinguish lights" at Chubais happened interesting!
Ancient Roman proverb: No hot water in the bath - to blame Christians.
Up in the morning the family. Parents are going to work, Little Johnny to school. Mom takes a shower, and my father comes to this time in the bathroom and brushes his teeth. Dai thinks annex. Parents do their job ... Comes into that time Little Johnny in the bathroom and sees the pope as "pulls" mother. Dad thinks: "The child sees a picture, you need to somehow otmazyvatsya. Starts dad beat my mother on the ass and says: - To Vovochka not beat, so Vovochka not beat! A Vovochka assents: - Right, right, Dad, and the cat you @ BI, to avoid scratches!
Frequenter pornsite think ten times before you ask Goldfish that it poured a golden rain.
You know that in some families, many girls and no boys are not because so much like girls, but because they are keen boy.
In the United States politically correct invented chess. In them there is no division in the black and White - all figures are gray.
He was the soul of the company. She - her body.
- I'm his wife to call the Tomahawk. - You've got that, from the Indians? - No, actually I Tamara are calling her, but she's like a dog wicked!
The present Russian driver - is the one who is on the road with three-row movement, where the cars are in five rows, always finds a sixth!
Competition from the trade mark "Merry Fuhrer" - cut out three cabin in the Russian village - and get a karaoke. Raccoon
Results of a strange coincidence, an unpublished survey opinion in the case of Khodorkovsky: 1% Bloody Putin's regime represses honest people in Russia 10% under the guise of the struggle for justice, Putin once again stolen public property, not in the interests of the people 89% A thief should go to jail! In any!
"Well, as you now live a" - asked khokhoVs Russian. "Yes, well, somehow you know, not like it all ..."