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May 25 in Central Russia came rehearsal "End of the world."
He apologized after the Antichrist before the people, for the fact that there was
The whole country is looking forward to, as Chubais turn up after the accident --
just turn up (will be, for example, the director Gokhran) or go to
May 25 in the capital held to premiere feature film "Dead Man's Bluff." Great PR Campaign
sponsored by Mosenergo.
Participants assassination of Anatoly Chubais, received a suspended sentence - for
article "negligence and carelessness."
After the power outages in Moscow, the Prosecutor General's Office
released a retired GRU Colonel Vladimir Kvachkov, removing
him of all charges. From the press Vladimir Kvachkov not met, but we
it became known that at present he is at his dacha.
Cost Marychev "replace" the fuse as half of Moscow disconnect ...
Write message in the news - lightning.
According to recent data, today the president issued a decree appointed Anatoly Chubais
Ambassador to Georgia ... Negotiations with Ukraine ...
Attention, attention! Only today and tomorrow, a grand sale
meat and sour milk products, such prices are not when I was not!
Hurry! The sponsor is the sale of RAO UES of Russia.
Anatoly Borisovich Chubais promised that every Rossiyanin, victim
from power outages on May 25, two of the Volga.
That's all whine "to live in America, but to live in America." Well lived
I was in Moscow in May 2005, as in America in August 2003. Nothing
I wanted to throw off the site anecdote about Chubais. Could not. He skunk,
prudently cut electricity.
After the events of May 25 in Moscow taxi drivers, vendors of water, ice cream and
candles, as well as cellular operators was overthrown, and a monument
Chubais of pure gold.
Fifteen hundred people zastrali long time in elevators without light, twenty -
thousands - in the dark subway tunnel.
Nine months later learn - to determine if the country's leadership to influence
Dark lord of the Sith, which we've been looking for - Chubais.
Re: Believe-ka: Smerdyuchka
For those who could not go to Portugal, football CSKA Moscow in
Last Sunday repeated play there game.
Bukmeykerskie firm collapsed. All the Russians put on a 3-1 on
another match CSKA
But one grass crumpled, dented and fig leaf.
Each has its own Jewish relatives.
Proudly strode through life with a highly elevated ass.
What Russian does not love fast driving ... through a continuous separation
no one sees.
Latest data exchange protocol was registered yesterday at the Irkutsk
central market. His name - Goldtooth "the gold tooth. Transmission
media starts asking, "DWP" - Gilt pen, dear.
Afghan elders negotiates with American general on
establishment of democracy in his one separate village:
- Well, the market economy - market, we already have, you know, right? But where
we take sexual minorities, we have no such help daragoy?
- Army of the United States to address this issue forward
in your village special forces "Blue Mask". Just look: a democracy without
perversion - is a crime.
- Why offend? Donkey will lead them, well, yes?
Khodorkovsky was sentenced to 15 ... centimeters sentence. Penalty
entered into force in the courtroom.
For sale a new video game. Horseback chairs.
(actually it's not funny, this is for people who love the stupidity)
Strike prostitutes: neither give nor take
Conducts Pushkin three dogs. One mongrel (ruddog) another purebred chtoto
like a spire, and a third a little quite. Tipo puppy. Towards Natasha
Rostov. Here Pushkin asked:
- But tell me, Fet, do you think, how many years this small?
- For three months it seems ... puppy yet.
- Ah Oh, no ... This is actually a breed like this - they are in any
age so look.
- My God! And how did she actually years?
- A dick knows.
Announcer: Attention-of Kashchenko escaped babulek 10. opanki-one was found
of Michurinskom prospectus under the wheels of Volkswagen, so I repeat: on
Freedom run another 9 babulek ...
Great and mighty Russian language.
But sometimes mynum to terrible.
The phrase "Show must go on" translates as "Show must go on", although
the idea is translated as "The show must go on ..."
"Mentor Moscow football club CSKA Valeri Gazzaev was
Awarded "sports glory of Russia" I degree.
He did not glory! He Valera! ..
Today at a meeting of the RF Government decision - in 2006
Eurovision Song Contest to send a soccer team CSKA.
The law of conservation of matter is not working: The number of beautiful women in the spring
increases and decreases in winter, although the number of all women equally
Four trends in contemporary Russian literature.
1. Quality - Brodsky, Dovlatov
2. Quantity - Mashkova, Darinina and other Lushkovo-Bukyanenki.
3. Number, passing in quality - Pikul, Weller.
4. Quality, passing in the number - Akunin.
"Yes, after all, all for one is better than one for all", - thought
Constance, lying in bed with Dr. `Artanyanom
- And to work with us addicts have.
- Well, how are they?
- Yes, no, sit - work hard.
Someday Zemfira grow old and die!
- Gloating Ludmila Gurchenko.
- The sale of a new more dense Domestos - now in
A little hedgehog runs and laughs - wet grass ... but as a lit!
Favorite band Mykola Tomenko fiasco at the festival
Eurovision, so next year, Ukraine at the Eurovision Song Contest will be
represent himself Nikolai Tomenko.
According to the Belarusian media to prepare his wife for the contest
Eurovision-2005 the sausage king of Russia Nikolai Agurbash spent about
1 000 000 U.S. dollars ...
Never has the phrase "Lemon tanks in pi .. y!" did not have much real
There Dzhorzhd Lucas and Putin:
- George! I watched the 3rd episode Star Wars. I wanted to ask? There is
when Palpatine came to power, he has something with the person died.
- And unclear here?
- Yushchenko Sith?
AS Pushkin. Mozart and Salieri
P a l e r i
What courage and what harmony!
You, Mozart, God, and himself did not know;
I know I am.
M o c a r t
Bah! right? So, little by little huyaryu ...
Petrodollars are destroying our economy, and stablizatsionny Fund
What is the Government?
The Government is taking decisive measures to combat this scourge, natural
Increases their production and sale.
Teacher: In the next lesson, I'll tell you how useful and necessary
things can be made from oil and gas.
Little Johnny: Why, when I learned, all this will have to do from the solar
and wind energy.
A visitor enters a large pet shop and asks
- The girl, show me some more tomorrow.
Shopgirl Consultant: - Easy!
Begins to produce the characteristic karateistskie movement in the style
"Crane", and then suddenly a sharp, unexpected blow to his right leg and carve
visitor who flies off with a muffled groan in the opposite corner
Voice-over: - Maria - innate karateistka.
not to tselovatsya with Yushchenko, all participants tried to Eurovision
how to make worse, not able to avoid this fate, only young
Would you at 2 am get a luxurious hair on ass or the heel?
Styler Braun! Impeccable hair at any time, anywhere!
- Monya, have you heard? Pan Shufrich hospitalized.
- What do you say? Ai-yai-yai! And with what diagnosis?
- As always. With the aggravation of chronic concussion.
Here Having sounded fanfares and the whole country froze in anticipation of the premiere III
Star Wars ... in goblinovskom translation.
A connoisseur friends have asked:
- You love your wife's mother?
- Answer Early!