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The family united

Full members of the family live ochkatye cobra in the house fakir N.
Fufrykina. Natural myopia fakir and the constant hiss wife
perfectly complements the atmosphere of friendship and mutual understanding in the family. Therefore,
when evil tongues hinted that the fakir warmed the snake on his chest, he
incredulous:
- What is and can not get warm? ...
Joke #25044 —  
 
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Statement
I ask for truth in wine "Port" is not regarded as proven, as
This thankless task has made me into a polyglot.
Joke #25043 —  
 
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Did you
... what embryonic gerontology? If "yes, soon
old. If "no", then soon going to die from curiosity.
Joke #25042 —  
 
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Linguistic studies adverbs small peoples of the USSR showed that
Some derivatives of idiomatic turns Mordvin, and Bashkir
Kharkov languages, for example, such as "muzzle", "noodle" or "mug"
may have in mind is another obscene word in Russian.
Joke #25041 —  
 
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The greenest town in the world is the Siberian Taiga region
Magadan region. Here each ruzhennika logging have
up to 10000 cubic meters of making green taiga.
Joke #25040 —  
 
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Jokes for the sake of

As is known, Herostratus fame that burned the temple of the goddess Artemis in
Hephaestus. Gogol fame that he burned his manuscripts. But still
Nobody in the history of world literature does not burn a combination thereof.
Using the fact that the editorial director E. fig sent
another manuscript of the writer-humorist B. Zadornov in the trash
by immediately went down in history, for the sake of jokes, along with manuscripts
slept hated Printing House.
Joke #25039 —  
 
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Russian Extreme

Unprecedented for a weight in an extreme situation pushed the athlete-fan
B. Mucha - no less than 120 pounds with a hook! As it turned out, it
so much weight his mother-in-law, that touchy-law in a state of severe
emotional arousal pushed down the stairs. Achievements of athletes --
amateur home committee members are interested in local houses
Committee.
Joke #25038 —  
 
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noise reduction
Joke #25037 —  
 
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Regarding the detention Gusinsky in Israel.
- We gladly give up in the hands of the native police!
Joke #25036 —  
 
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See transfer of "Silver Bullet" with Vitali Vervulfom on channel
"Okkultura"
Joke #25035 —  
 
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Tracks a interesting dynamics: Which countries are buying the most
MAZ, so it goes to Uncle Sam. In 2002, an unprecedented party
MAZ bought Iraq, in 2005, 10% and 15% of the annual plant chosen
Syria and Iran.
Kuplyaytse Belarusian!
non-bulber
Joke #25034 —  
 
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Warning
Tomorrow, on the whole is tiresome Vasilevsky descent will
ceremony violent wires Russian winter.
Attendance of all members is required.
Dress code: shorts, shirt, swimsuit, ring-butterflies.
Bring to 0.5 liter for two, to keep the oak.
Joke #25033 —  
 
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- Why is the Kremlin's toilets are clean?
- Because nobody goes there. Afraid that Putin they were not soaked.
Joke #25032 —  
 
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What apathy? This attitude toward intercourse after 50.
Joke #25031 —  
 
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Analysis of the results of the regional election campaigns in Russia showed that
Circus on Okhotny urgently need experienced trainers and
tamers.
Joke #25030 —  
 
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Yartsev: not caught
Reporter: Well, we can state the fact that running our
players as well as you think
Joke #25029 —  
 
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Q: What oil to fill in my WHA?

Answer: VAZalin
Joke #25028 —  
 
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In fact, Russia national football team lost to Estonia with a score of 5:1.
But the dial on the scoreboard too slowly spinning ...
Joke #25027 —  
 
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Stirlitz switched on a light trot: heavy fizzled out, and it had
shoot.
Joke #25026 —  
 
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Representatives of different nations gathered at tables in the restaurant.
All ordered a glass of wine, but when the wine is brought, it was found that
Each glass fly.
The Swede demanded new wine in the same glass.
Englishman - new wine in new glass.
Finn took a fly and drank wine.
Russian drank the wine with the fly.
The Chinese ate the fly, but the wine left.
Jew fly fished and sold it to Chinese.
Gypsy drank two-thirds cup and pigs to replace it.
Norwegian took the fly and went to catch cod.
Irishman milled fly in the wine and sent it to an Englishman.
American filed a lawsuit against the restaurant and demanded 65
millions of dollars in compensation for moral damage.
Scotsman grabbed the fly by the throat and shouted --
"Right now, to hell vyplyunesh all drunk!"
Cuban yelled that it was the machinations of the Social Democrats, threw the waiter
knife, did not drink the wine of course, as this woman's drink and loud
inquired, why not have a long ordered rum ...
Joke #25025 —  
 
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Following the classics: read a pager, a lot of thought ...

Read the book sales ...
Joke #25024 —  
 
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In preparation for a possible "revolution" in Russia, deputies
started working out methods of street fist fight without leaving
State Duma building.
Joke #25023 —  
 
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Clean shower, clean toilet .. And anyway nasrut ..
Joke #25022 —  
 
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Interesting that people would say to a man who claimed to be years
20 back on that in the future almost everyone will be carrying tions
Alarm Clocks (built-in mobile), and applying them to your ears?
Joke #25021 —  
 
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Symbolically, the sponsor of team Russia national football team - producer
condoms.
Joke #25020 —  
 
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In response to "Monetiziruyte, please human rights.": And you do not
afraid that will have to pay extra? ..

Ukiwa the cheetah
Joke #25019 —  
 
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After 20 years we will live in a state of law. This means that
before you do something, people will ask the question: has
Does he have the right to do this?
Joke #25018 —  
 
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I learned as a Sherlock Holmes, the brilliant opening of the Mendeleyev and arrived in
Russia to talk with the great chemist.

- Dmitry Ivanovich, even I with my deductive method was unable to see
regularities in the properties of chemical elements. How is it managed
You?
- It's elementary, Holmes! Treat my vodka, and still is not
see!
Joke #25017 —  
 
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new "reading" songs "Carload disputes" Time Machine:
- And the two agreed not to fear, but on the conscience, the wheels were driven dream ...
Good wheels, speed probably
Joke #25016 —  
 
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Russia squad is ideal for advertising condoms. They even
Makeup is not necessary.
Joke #25014 —  
 
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The new conquest of American democracy - "Any maniac, a criminal,
bigot, a Satanist, a pervert ... in short, any nechis has the right to life,
except for patients in a coma.
Joke #25013 —  
 
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- What's the matter, in general? Instead of preparing for the celebration
60 th anniversary of the Great Victory, they have satisfied themselves of the revolution ...
- Forgot, my friend, that this year marks the anniversary of a round
- 100 years of the first revolution in Russia. So then! heh, heh.
Joke #25012 —  
 
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The farther in the "democracy", the more tyranny.
Joke #25011 —  
 
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What a "reform" can not be continued, and the end will be.
Joke #25010 —  
 
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The meeting of the Supreme Court "Yukos case" postponed due to illness
President.
Joke #25009 —  
 
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U.S. Department of Defense - is as absurd as soft alcohol.
Joke #25008 —  
 
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Favorite TV shows: in Russian - "Field of Miracles", the Jews - "Who wants
become a millionaire? , In Russian - "KVN", the Ukrainians - "Its
game, the Koreans - "Dog Show", the Georgians - "Cultural Revolution", in
Balts - "School for Scandal", a Vietnamese trading in the markets --
"Around the World", the Chechens - "Russian Extreme", from the Caucasus in Moscow --
"The Quest", the Africans studying in Russia - "clever and
wise men ", the Central Asians -" Harem ", the Chukchi - broadcasting football
matches of the English Premier League with the club "Chelsea", the Turkmens --
"One hundred to one, a foreign construction workers in Moscow -" House ", the Kirghiz --
"Parliamentary hour.
(Vasil Lucas)
Joke #25007 —  
 
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Driving school teacher asked the students how many cases may
simultaneously to the driver? They began to enumerate:
- 2 case-driving and talking on the mobile phone.
- 3 cases-driving, talking on the mobile phone and listen
music.
- 4 case-control car, talking on the mobile phone, listen to music
and chewing a sandwich.
- 5 cases, driving, talking on the mobile phone, listen to music,
munching a sandwich and cast in diapers ... Well, like everything!
Instructor:
- No! You forgot one more thing.
- What?
- Crush of pedestrians!
Joke #25006 —  
 
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Army - my employer, but I did rabotovzyatel.
Joke #25005 —  
 
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In the army, toilet paper - not the one on which it is written down, but the one
which is used as a toilet.
Joke #25004 —  
 
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Bullet - a fool, but from the fools in the army is always nothing but trouble.
Joke #25003 —  
 
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Chubais in desperation turns to God: - Lord, why me, nobody likes? - Go to hell, you dog! Third day of light, no!

www.msk2004.narod.ru
Joke #24779 —  
 
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An eccentric friend asks: - Who comes up with anecdote
Joke #24778 —  
 
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Amerikosy landed on the moon. There has spoken - here we will plant Here accommodation units, there repair shop ..... Come out Aborigines: - No shit you will not. - Why? - Yes there some bald flew in and said - all to sow corn.
Joke #24777 —  
 
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The competent authorities on the investigation into the causes of energy catastrophe Moscow: Red found.
Joke #24776 —  
 
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Zhirinovsky said that shave 2 times a week to save electricity. Probably for a big savings, he uses while disposable razors.
Joke #24775 —  
 
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Hmmm ... I understand now why Zemfira abandoned the original title "Oil" of their new album in favor of a "vendetta". Certainly, Alsou her the name were bought.
Joke #24774 —  
 
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The sequel to "Classification of vodka in the style of IT"

Vodka ends - system low on resources collapsed in a drunken stupor - OS crashed lost between the toilet and kitchen - Internet Explorer White garyachka - CPU overheated 10l - corporate edition with floating licenses (each takes a sip and forwards in a circle)
Joke #24773 —  
 
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After the second breath is mostly artificial ...
Joke #24772 —  
 
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May 25, 2005. Moscow. Metro. Moves into a string of passengers on the rails. And they meet another string: - Where are you going? There is a dead end! - And behind us, too!
Joke #24771 —  
 
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