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Not just this was, to master the German language, thought, intelligence Petrov,
looking at how he dresses in a corner of the hut.
Joke #31927 —  
 
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There are two eternal philosophical questions that torment the head of infants
womb: 1. I alone in the universe? 2. Is there life on Earth?
Joke #31926 —  
 
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Putin - is iron Lumberjack
the positions monsters wise.
Joke #31925 —  
 
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The Crimean Tatars to the Yushchenko appealed to the question: Why should we Kadi Crimea
refund?
He thought, and then asked:
- So you want democracy?
Te: Well, yes.
- So when is the most democratic country will return all the Indians, and we
all at once, and deliver.
Joke #31924 —  
 
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All people perverts. Some moral and others immoral.
Joke #31923 —  
 
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MTS - we scratched millions
Joke #31922 —  
 
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What came first - the egg or bee?
Joke #31921 —  
 
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- Do you know how to cook pilaf?
- No. How?
- Baran toss, toss the grass, the wife of children toss .... and going to Moscow
pilaf prepare ...
comedy clab mc dag
Joke #31920 —  
 
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Not recommended to print on an inkjet printer into the wind.
Joke #31918 —  
 
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The present Russian Christmas tree in the spring rolls, and St. George
untie the ribbon from the machine with the transition to winter tires.
Joke #31917 —  
 
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What Russia inspector differs from the elephant?
1. in the sense of something to eat - here in front of an elephant;
2. in the sense of drink - then 50 to 50;
3. but in the sense podnasrat - here the elephant is resting.
Joke #31916 —  
 
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1653 Series - Juan tries to seduce Conchita Martinez, but she runs
him, hinge tequila.
1654 Series - Conchita wakes up in the house of Juan Carlos, and has no memory
what.
1655 Series - Conchita Martinez rejects the proposal and Carlos, because
he does not know from whom a child.
....
1700 Series - Conchita after chil
Joke #31915 —  
 
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- Do Vaskino woman nose like a potato!
- Peeled, or in uniform?
Joke #31913 —  
 
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posited that the bull ... both please!
Joke #31912 —  
 
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If you do clerical misspelling a word, we get a peep.
Joke #31911 —  
 
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Women are dreaming of a prince, and the men of King ... to ten to seven.
Joke #31910 —  
 
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For explanation of "Uncle Stepa":
He sneeze, boys chorus: "Go to hell, cop sick!"
Joke #31909 —  
 
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Monthly girlfriend occupy only 14% of the time!
but for the ... t to all 100!!
Joke #31908 —  
 
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- It was summer ...
- We are with you not only summer mynum ..
http://hvost.org
Joke #31907 —  
 
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- What are three words like a shark?
- Man overboard.
Joke #31906 —  
 
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New form antikomplimenta:
- Girl, you're just like a modern television set!
-??
- The same flat.
Joke #31905 —  
 
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Brunette - blondes:
- Girls, let's go to the football, "Lokomotiv" - "Zenit"!
- No, the engine can not play with the camera!
Joke #31904 —  
 
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- How romantic was in the Middle Ages: a chastity belt, lock of love
filed Hope ...
Joke #31903 —  
 
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- Lovely girls, kissing foreigners, do not let them deface
your native language.
Joke #31902 —  
 
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Politics - it is often the tasks of the series as naeb @ Th
voter so that he had not noticed, or at least not hurt.
(c) IzhStyle
Joke #31901 —  
 
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Old Man Lukashenko urged people "to eat" 25% less.
Anecdote:
Gypsy mare taught not to eat. In almost accustomed - a pity, died.
Joke #31899 —  
 
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Advertisement
Manager team of Russia on hockey
When I look matches your team, the last of all time
loses, so better if you pay me, so I do not these matches
looked, then can win.
Joke #31898 —  
 
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Dermassovaya culture ...
Joke #31897 —  
 
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- Girl! Looking at you and want to compare you with nature!
- The same flowering and calling?
- No! The same flat and dull as the Kalmyk steppe!
Joke #31896 —  
 
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Standard situation: Cossack, Mercedes, intersection, disassembling ...
Driver Zaporozhets:
- A guy, well, you shumish Th? You Th, not Russian? Let's sit down, now
cover "clearing" for two and all questions poreshaem!
- Well, all right - meets the new Russian - let's ...
A guy gets an old lamp, rubs it and out of her ... gin flies!
- Well, - said the peasant, - lap-cc us "clearing" for two!
Gene, one-two and ready: vodka, ikorochka, fish, all cultural multur.
New Russian:
- Hey, man, sell what you want to ask!
Well, took me Zaporozhets immediately rolled out: Canaries villa, castle in France,
England, etc. Well, so - for 50 million ...
All signed the papers, contracts, vdarili hand.
New Russian runs home, close windows and doors, sits in his office --
rubs the lamp.
He gets a long, long list of reads. Ten minutes later read ...
Jin repeatedly attempts, so delicately to kill him with the words "I,
a hundred-and-ing, a hundred-and-ing Bukhara gin ... "
New Russian rudely interrupts his words:
- Come quietly, that's good that you're old, let me finish reading!
Finishing the list - what he wants in life. Jin, looking tired
sad eyes and said:
- I, a hundred-and-ing, a hundred-and-ing Bukhara gin ... and can now only clearing
double lay ...
Joke #31895 —  
 
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- Grandpa, Grandpa, here's a birthday card mobile phone! Last
model!
- So tihishe! Does that mean I prosinayus early vrantsi, idu doyu cow
potim goduyu pigs, idu the city pochinayu mowing,
potim Sapa, Kohl wood all day hands roboti, and ti meni
Chiu prinis piece of iron ... Bluetooth de? ... De bluetooth shit!
Joke #31894 —  
 
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Contest demonstrates the complete lack Evrosluha and
Evrovkusa.
Joke #31893 —  
 
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- What are you so sad? You do, I know, just recently got married again.
- Exactly. You see, my wife and here talking, well, there is this and that ...

I found that we had once been married to her ...
Joke #31892 —  
 
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Site to get acquainted with another site to create an Internet portal.
From domain ge, md, and ua, please do not disturb ...
www.love.internet-portal.ru
Joke #31891 —  
 
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Order: masochists take no prisoners!
(c) IzhStyle
Joke #31890 —  
 
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Fuckers female innocence deprived at an early age, and male --
in later.
(c) IzhStyle
Joke #31888 —  
 
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Soothing observation:
Dear gay, if you walk around Moscow, heard a cry from behind
drunken voice: PIDARASY! - There is no reason to panic. 99% of that speech in
conversation of strangers is either a government or a national team of Russia
Football.
Joke #31887 —  
 
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A young gentleman came from the village. All of his being questioned:
- What is it? .. as there people? ...
- Why, the wedding of a village priest! clears ... liquor drunk ...
Again, the right of first night!
- Well?
- The bride just gave, and the groom midnight vyezhivalsya ...
Joke #31886 —  
 
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Putin arrives for the Ambassador of Palestine for the money.
His Putin asked:
- And how do you, dear, money to spend?
Ambassador says:
- The Jews will blow up ....
His Putin asked again:
- And when the Jews of all explode, then what you spend?
The Ambassador said:
- America will explode ...
Putin again with the question:
- And when America will explode, then where are you spending?
Ambassador says:
- Jihad boolshoy ... all enough ....
Putin - the Minister of Finance:
- Two tranches of money to give to the Palestinians, and a third delay to the
results of the 2008 elections.
Joke #31884 —  
 
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blowjob invented mermaids
Joke #31883 —  
 
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Cunnilingus - even to pronounce the language does not rotate.
Joke #31882 —  
 
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Early morning. In one of the chambers Kashchenko patient wakes up, collects a
all neighbors of shoes and inserts the right in the right and left in the left. Then
trying to put it all on their feet. At this point, wakes up one more and
asks:
- You Th doing there?
- Skiing. I want to ride.
- You Th fool? Summer is the same.
- Himself a fool. This water skiing.
Joke #31881 —  
 
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Near a village, in our time, filming a movie about the Great Patriotic. In the shootings involved real German tanks with crosses and soldiers dressed in German uniform. Charter after the shooting, actors decided to drop in a nearby village to rest, drink some milk. And so, enter, then to the village directly on the tanks, the sleeves to the elbow rolled up, automatic hang on straps. And then my grandfather sitting at the local zavalenke, smokes. I saw this thing and yelling Grandmother: - Grandmother, pull a grenade launcher with the cellar! I told you: do not throw away, useful! That's handy (happily rubbing his hands) ... right now the fascists will beat the shit out! Wind said, www.vetroff.ru
Joke #31662 —  
 
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The bus boy comes to a young girl: - Excuse me, Your face seems familiar to me. It's not you I was yesterday to swing the club fucked? - Wait, wait. Yes, I have remembered. Me! - Oh Let's get to know, I - Vova!
Joke #31661 —  
 
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Doctors say that smoking shortens life, and her laughter prolongs:
Read anecdote
Joke #31660 —  
 
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An unusual experiment! Estonians count the Chinese!
Joke #31659 —  
 
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Good intentions.
A beginner sculptor decided to carve a sculpture cripples and to give it
local House of Disabled People. Free. Learned the studio director, yes
as zaoret:
- We have orders for monuments lads above the roof, and you are me then humped
lepish!
Liveinternet.ru / users / greh
Joke #31658 —  
 
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Results of fire:
1. Ivanov - "milk.
2. Petrov - "milk".
3. Sidorov - Peter ...
Joke #31657 —  
 
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After all, man is a mysterious creature. Simple mathematical
sample may introduce rights in a stupor, but take for example the transition
road when it is safe crossing to calculate mentally
velocity of the car, its trajectory, the distance to it,
compare the findings with the width of the carriageway on the basis of this
calculate the speed and angle of intersection of the roadway. ALL THIS
Made at 1 second!
Joke #31656 —  
 
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She was so shy that a child was afraid to look
she a girl or a boy!
Joke #31655 —  
 
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