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Toast: There is a beautiful ancient legend about the birds, which once occur in the life of the high sky, sing their wedding song and then fall the bushes with sharp thorns. Also there is a belief that people who watched this ritual, and heard them singing will never be poor. So! Once in the sky over the bushes with thorns met two birds - one thick and another thin. And once they decided to sing as a fat bird, unable to bear weight, fell before the time for long spines. A skinny - look at it from a height, and decided not to fall. So let us drink to ensure that all pills for weight loss was the inscription:

"We need to eat less". Perke
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Not so long ago, the followers of Brigitte Bardot filed in court claim a product of "The Knight in Panther's Skin". They accuse the author pornographic orientation and inhumane treatment of animals. In the absence of the defendant's "green" proposed to change the name works on the "Knight in artificial furs. Perke
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In the formulation of a fairy tale "The Priest and his worker Balda" especially expressive turned priest.
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Twice visiting pig farms on the Ukrainian word "logan" regarded as abusive and tried not to eat. Perke
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After the ban on smoking in pubs, the British Parliament meets consider a ban on drinking alcohol, and animal welfare advocates are preparing require a ban on cooking food of animal origin.
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On the advice of psychoanalyst admin: - What is your least favorite color Sama? - Orange ... Blue ... White-blue, white and green, white and brown, brown ...
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People, Che you all ran into Ksenia S.?? You are all pure dumb goats and sheep, and nichrome in these females do not understand. Ksenia, you hear, you're the best! You are my ideal! I'm on your fuse, as only the first time I saw! I'm talking about you all the time dreaming! I love all the time want!

With love, This stallion!
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After reading the anecdote
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JSC - Company with administrative responsibility
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Depleted Arab Emirates
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Most likely, the decoding of the names of cigarettes, such LD: Lethal Dose
Joke #34275 —  
 
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is it true that Berezovsky is selling all his property in Russia and buys
bomb in the U.S.?
- Of course, who needs nuclear assets in the desert
Joke #34274 —  
 
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Nonsense, gonorrhea - it happens ... reassured Babe Carlson.
(C) Kommisar Rzhevskij
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Recipe from Putin: winkle out of the nose, separating the flies from cutlets Soak in the toilet. The resulting beat up doubling GDP.
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A person (Caucasus, Tien Shan, Pamir, Altai, Sayan, Carpathians), nationality (underline).
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In the theater at the scene of the hero's voice is heard: "Sex kingdom for a horse ..." Voice Shustorovich from the audience: "And the mare will not work" ... "Suitable". At the scene are Ksenia Sobchak ...
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Polo-favorite sport Ksenia Sobchak.
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Why Ksenia Sobchak still not married? Perhaps it has not yet met her pedigree black Mustang! http://waptak.ru
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The new version of old song (Black Sea Fleet of Russia): - Sebastopol, Sebastopol, impregnable to Khokhlov! ..

www.censor.net.ua
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President Putin offers not picking his nose, and take alternative searches in the rear seats.

www.censor.net.ua
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At anecdote. py has another new section: "The book offers no complaints" subsections: 1) about the El Dorado (hit of the season) 2) about the M-Video 3) about Arbat-Prestige 4) etc. Here you can laugh through the tears over their shop-tours in the local markets, righteously indignant at injustice, once again to discover and sympathize with the bitter truth that only the cheapest cheese in a mousetrap that all sellers of scum and do not express befitting the occasion of love to you, that service is not included anuslizing, and concluding that you are not here, in contrast to the enticing gourmet West ...
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Michael Suckershvili president!!
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There are two baptized zhyda 15 February: - Hey, this type of holiday for goyim. It is called, pancake, do not remember ... Grunting like ... Or no, croaking ... - No, something seems about shit. - Ah In nature, Candlemas!

Baptized zhyd.
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Kashchei Immortal sat on a diet.
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- Doctor, that you gave to my husband to improve vitality? After He grabbed a stick and walk me all the sides! - Well, this side effect.
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Phrase of 4 one-root words: Spam spammed spammer spammer.
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A drop of nicotine kills Ksyusha.
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The Interior Ministry noted that during the show on TNT project "Dom-2", sharp sokroschaetsya sale of drugs. Roma can not break away from TV - in the form of Ksenia Sobchak, more ancient instinct horse stealing takes its ...
Joke #34049 —  
 
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Why Gypsies love to watch "House 2"? At the sight of Ksenia Sobchak in their wakes instinct abaction ...
Joke #34048 —  
 
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While in the project "Dom-2" there are no members of the Roma nationality Ksenia Sobchak can graze peacefully.
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and we are friends with terrorists, were friends and we will be friends. mud tanks not afraid! who among us has such a weapon would have to buy?
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Tarzan had to marry not for the Queen, and on Ksenia Sobchak they would exactly centaur born.
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And the fortuneteller said Yeltsin in December 91 th: "Rules for thee, how fingers.
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Ksenia, Ksenia, Ksenia - saddle plush ...
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There is radio program "On request of our listeners." Leading announces: "We call Dementieva Nadezhda. She wants to wish her yet her husband, banker Dementieva Leonid Sergeevich, early end of the divorce process and requests to perform for him popular children's song, "All we divide in half." "
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Sobchak with Borodina give a press conference ... A journalist asked Borodin: "Have you already thought that waiting for your heroes after the end of the project? " Borodin (casually): Let the horse thinks her head is big ... After these words there was silence in the hall, everyone looked at Ksyusha ...
Joke #34041 —  
 
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Announcement of the brothel: "We have a self-service"
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Ksenia Sobchak with Borodina lost in the woods. By the evening went to the edge of coca-a village, knocked at the window of the first fell among the houses and ask to spend the night. The window looks out Baba and Borodina said: "Oh, I know you, you're out of the house-2, come in, here on bench and perenochuesh ... " Borodin: "I'm not alone, I Xenia Baba: "Aaaa, well, so tie it to the fence, and hay for her in the barn take ... "
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Pursuant to the instructions of the President of 8.02.2006 order:

1. Perform an inventory and an inventory of all existing in Russia caves. 2. All available caves equipped with traps for rats. 3. Established in toilets video surveillance system to move into caves.
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Leading teleproject House 2 - Ksenia Przewalski ...
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To combat bullying government vydelet Orthodox party chaplains to help protect soldiers and recruits. Other soldiers ordered to come into the army with their mullahs, rabbis, and Buddha. Especially zealous soldiers atheist required to hire for the purpose of political officer.
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"There is no buggy program, there is a nick that neumeyut to handle them" - Capone

True. From this logic, should or that MS Windows (tm) are not programs, or that no one knows them obraschatsya ..
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... here it goes .... she was so beautiful ... ... about! she saw me smiling ... ... God ... how beautiful it is ... ... I love her with the first meeting ... ... She came up to me ... ... what to say ... I do not know ... - Hello ... she said ... her voice is beautiful .... - Go on x * d fool!

by mug
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Maximum choice, exclusive service and the most lowest prices! Visit us! We will wait for you to www.gemorroy.com!
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Soviet retro. One drunkard says to another: That's good luck! We took port for a ruble or two, but he drinks like a five rubles!
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Secrets of safe sex: wear neatly condom on the thumb and index finger ...

(c) IzhStyle
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If you believe the Zodiac, then 7 / 12 of humanity - animals.

(c) IzhStyle
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Saakashvili: Georgia to NATO at arm's length. Media: Georgia stands with an outstretched hand ...
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Women drivers are usually two types: either they forget to include turn signals, or they do not include it in the case.
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