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well, and oak are you Vasily Ivanovich
Yes I Petka tough guy
but in general that you prompted me to think, in my life I have so many not
build a house, give birth to a tree, plant a son.
OU we set I built barracks and the tree has given birth, but forgot to plant.
why not I'll put you Petka school warrant.
And Haha Vasil Ivanovich
Tuk tomorrow I ordered the planting around the grove of young oaks
Since the beginning of our forest park, I'll call "Young dube Russia"
and then when the oaks are mature they will peresilyatsya souls of the dead
course I warrant and senior officers.
Yes Vasil Ivanovich you as always right-loud Rosseya, it rostet many
tree, but all dubya lacking.
Met once and green-brown-eyed. Romance began.
- My dear, your eyes like the grass
- "My dear, you've got eyes like burnt grass
He met the women on clothes and followed - no shorts.
- I want to Astrakhan!
The interviewer heard bad and asks:
- I want you ... what?
He was esthete and even x # nd sent beautifully.
The smaller the town, the less
its inhabitants shit in relations with each other.
For women, nothing is sacred, except, perhaps, diamonds.
January 2006 was unsuccessful for Russia's economy:
first half of the month saw the country, the second - froze.
There is a dispute guy with a girl.
She: - I will not give until you're on I do not Jenish.
He: "I'm not married to, while you're away from me do not get pregnant.
Due to lack of troops, commissioned by the Government of Russia was filmed
"Soldiers", and all immediately wanted to join the army.
Why then shot film "The Zone"!?
In dogonku to read today on the site:
"Russia look the impression that the news came to power KVNschiki.
This Ukrainian news you have not seen! It seems that the
power came Petrosyan!
April 1 - the day of conception of Christ.
Announcement in the Gaza Strip: Attention voters! In the absence
sufficient number of identification cards, admission to the vote on
elections in the Palestinian Authority made strictly in the presence of the belt
Prepared for the release of a complete encyclopedia of all the thoughts of all the blondes
times and people about everything. Encyclopedia will be called "White
book. It will include 40 luxury volumes of 800 completely white pages.
Russia's scientists have conclusively proven that life is possible even in
In the store comes a fire inspector, and together with the head inspects
- So, why is there a soft sofa?! Immediately remove!
- Immediately does not work. All porters are drunk. Well not call the same
- What? A thought. Call! And the couch while still stand.
We will not see on my knees, because we have no light!
And the last was Patrushev. And raised the stones, and talked with them ...
Modest contribution to the theme frostbite Sieving ...
Eggs-in-bag - it's not a dish.
It is a way to get to work in safe and sound ...
Cobblestone - the weapon of the proletariat intelligence ...
Collapse of the roof of the exhibition center there on Saturday evening
Polish town of Katowice. The most likely cause of the collapse of the local police
calls the accumulated snow on the roof of the pavilion.
All the Polish media have reported that snow fell in Poland with the territory Rosii
and are blamed for what happened Putin personally.
Boris Berezovsky turned off the lights in the room, drew the curtains,
closed the door on the castle, including a computer, open a browser, trembling
hands typing in the address search engine and, with bated breath, made a request: "At
who tend to change the British scouts, failed in Moscow? ".
Armenian Radio asked: "What is the missionary position"?
- This is when the wife lying on her back.
- A husband?
- A husband left a missionary in Africa.
Moscow law of gravity: "Any body who got a permit in
Moscow, finally leaving the city only feet ahead. "
There is Little Red Riding Hood in the woods, and she navsterchu - Gray Wolf:
- Girl, what's your name and where are you going?
- I - Red Riding Hood, I go to my grandmother and carry her sclerosis.
- Wow, let me try. Oh, how delicious ... Girl, but where are you
- Mars! - Says astronomer, pointing to a bright dot in the sky.
- A show Snickers! - Asks a young maid Observatory.
Prolonged cold weather in the territory Rosiii ... Yes, a good response to the Americans
to Hurricane Katrina.
Shepherd comes to the doctor:
- Doctor, writing, please help so that I have a ball
AIDS ponymaesh yes?
- And where are your tests?
- Kakie analyzy, eh? MNE simply reference a nuzhen.
- And why is it you?
- Well in-pervyh: I pervy AIDS in our village.
- Second: when I'm in the mountains of my sheep paste nykto
ne budet pryhodyt to my zhena.
- And in tretyh: ochen I want to look at lytsa those dzhygytov,
already poseschyal my wife in my absence, when the ones
INFORMATION uvydat this!
On the occasion of the honeymoon Elton John turned to the Royal Court
application for full rehabilitation of Oscar Wilde.
> In the sex shops in Ukraine received a new inflatable doll with a face Yulia
> Tymoshenko. Goods are extremely popular!
No wonder, because they fill Russia's gas ... :-)
First, the director wanted to film megaserial "200 tapes evrorusskimi, but
wise writer referred to sclerosis and had to limit color
illustrations to the sound recording Voice of America three decades ago.
In response to the activities of the organization in Ukraine OOE-UNSO in Russia
organized social and political movement under the motto "Jews,
Muscovites and the Communists against Khokhlov.
-Who are you?
- Ivan 007! Bored Vasilisa Sword-Candy!
- And H. .. d-Vkladenets not tried to apply?
If your mailbox is not spam sources - means your box is broken.
I reported through space.
On the occasion of the students under the supervision of Grandpa Lou Platonich laid in
foundation of the new building spetsakademii tremendous nickel
spetsbulyzhnik a message to our bad old sultan, and then went to
Not nice to come from his chair to the proctologist
Gertrude M. told the public that the fable advised him to go
Pinocchio, by appreciating its quite childish poetry. In connection with
than MM wrote the hymn, and sent Generalissimo. He is laughing and
I wonder who authorized Aesop, La Fontaine and Krylov?
What otlichaetsya British Empire from Russia Empire?
- British is when negros are starving, and Russia - is when
I demand an unconditional censure vote on the monarchy and all
countries, who supports it! This monarchical regimes guilty of
unleashing the first world war, which claimed millions of lives, as well as in
okupatsiiogromnyh territories. And with the connivance and with direct participation
British monarchy on mass extermination of the Indians of northern
America, the suppression of the national liberation movement in India. And
Children vandals destroying the culture and the independence of India, still
I demand from the United States Senate to immediately pass a resolution on the top
bombing Bekengemskogo palace bombs made from depleted uranium, so
put an end to this orgy!
If you look closely and long stares
in sprats, sprats, in turn, stare at you!
Mosenergo bring to your attention. In connection with the increase due to
frost load at power, some elements of the matrix can
be to render a low-poly mode. Disable texturing of the sky,
road markings and residential buildings are planned.
Armenian Radio explains:
- As translated RosUkrEnergo?
- Russia's energy stolen!
- And why Ukr with a capital letter?
- When do great people - they have everything in - big!
Head of Naftogaz of Ukraine Oleksiy Ivchenko secret decree
President of Russia presented to the rank of Hero of Russia "for a practical contribution to
implementation of the North-European gas pipeline and protect the economic
interests of Russia.
Vasya in Tver wakes up in the morning, after yesterday, near his wife.
- Nur, we have more gas Ukraine does not dotiruem?
- Do not like ...
- Nur, and Georgia not dotiruem?
- No, I tell you ... Well
- Nur, and the Moldovan gas does not give?
- No, give.
- Pancakes, what am I so hard time?!
Seven councils Russia policy.
1. Fight corruption! Increases the size of bribes and expand
fight! It may still go bankrupt corrupter!
2. Fight Crime! Sit in the Duma between the bandits and
representatives of power structures: Introduce, finally, to each other!
3. Spit on the adoption of important laws, focus on small and
trivial, for example, rename the village Gadyukino in The Serpent's vagina! And
beautiful, and kind to people, and the time you win!
4. Often visit the VIP resorts in Asia and Europe! Remember: think about the aspirations of
People need to see for yourself in his misery!
5. Increasingly using the method of "carrot and stick": with each stroke of the whip
people - a carrot. More attacks - more carrots!
6. Fully support pedophiles and sexual minorities! Remember --
7. Close your eyes for hazing and other violations in the army! Remember, this
Army - the engine of education and science in the country!
Last time, began to notice that devchenki when they want to say to each
friend that one of them stupid, they say: "Well, you and Ksenia!"
Strange ... so far not followed by the statement of Mikhail Saakashvili about
that a hurricane in western Georgia was send down by Moscow. What is wrong with him? I do not
Putin, become a man in his coming year, but not the ball.
New! Ravioli "friend" in a shaggy pack.
Ravioli "Daria" - a puzzle dog.