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Showman shows amazing things - in front of him a bottle of vodka and
glass:
With hands tied, he pours his feet and drink,
With bandaged hands and feet, he pours out his chin and drink
With hands tied, feet, mouth, chin, he poured and drank,
With hands tied, feet, chin, and gagged it through the nose
drinks
With hands tied, feet, chin, and a gag in his mouth and valve
nose through an enema, he did nazhiraetsya.
Zonked correspondent asks:
- This is probably, by long training have you done this?
- What there trennirovok? - Objection magician. - Just a bodunischa
Every morning my wife complicates the task.
Joke #36749 —  
 
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Blonde goes to the circus. Director asks:
- What know how to do?
- Everything!
- The string you sit?
- With the bases, and sit at ...!
Joke #36748 —  
 
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Morality - is not only a tool that can improve the world, but
and the purpose for which you can destroy it.
Joke #36747 —  
 
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Sex in old age benefit

Ministry of Health recommends

Special positions for retirees

Retired from the top - a pensioner from the bottom ( "The old landmarks").

Pensioner top - the pensioner from the bottom ( "horsewoman for pony").

Retired Rear - pensioner in front ( "You go out?").

Retired ahead - the pensioner from behind ( "Orgasm back smell").

Retired series ( "Let's dig ...!")

Pensioner pensioner on his knees ( "let only by prescription").

Retired on lap pensioners ( "Good sit").

Pensioner kneeling in front of Retired Persons ( "smoking break").

Retired kneeling before retired ( "In the garden, in the garden").

Pensioner and the pensioner at the samovar ( "Tea in mudischah").

Pensioner and pensioner facing each other ( "I - Senior").

Pensioners and retired back to each other ( "Pull-Push").

Pensioner on the table, a pensioner at the table ( "For half an hour before meals).

Retired on the table, a pensioner at the table ( "After the meal, three times
day ").
Joke #36746 —  
 
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In a financial flow can not enter twice, so it's best out of him and
out.
Joke #36745 —  
 
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When a woman to teach chess, the most difficult to convince her that
figure can be sacrificed for the sake of more and initiatives, and not just for the sake of a piece
cake.
Joke #36744 —  
 
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Squeamish man always washes the sugar bowl before you fill in new
sugar, lubricator before you put fresh oil and diluted before
so as to bring a new woman.
Joke #36743 —  
 
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Prikinte how many books it would be if the idea of Harry Potter came to
head Darya Dontsova!
Joke #36742 —  
 
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In 23 century, only a small handful of people protesting against genetically
modified products. They stand out from the bulk of the lack of
wool and hooves.
http://www.angelfire.com/my/migrations/doska.html
Joke #36741 —  
 
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The ruling party "bears," President Medvedev ... Of course, we always
knew that "the law we have - Taiga", but that so openly! ..
Joke #36740 —  
 
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Finally there was a doubling of GDP, though the second half of GDP is called
Medvedev.
Joke #36739 —  
 
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I wonder whether Putin will hang a portrait of Medvedev in his office?
Joke #36738 —  
 
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At the congress of United Russia, 17 December 2007 have been put forward candidates
Presidents, the Prime Minister, and at the same time and confirmed the results
popular vote in elections March 2, 2008.
Joke #36737 —  
 
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After the presidential elections in 2008, Russia Academy of Sciences approved
amendment to the rules of spelling, ordering write "dImokratiya.
Joke #36736 —  
 
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- GDP, giving a doubling?
GDP:
- DAME!
Joke #36735 —  
 
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- What are the similarities between Claude Van Dam and DAME th?
- Both of them has a major role in the well otrezhessirovannyh productions.
Joke #36734 —  
 
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- Vladimir Vladimirovich, what will happen to Russia after your departure?
- Yes, you do not worry. I in the administration of all companies Remote
Admin costs. In the suitcase, too. So here we are with Dmitry Anatolyevich
agreed that it did not change the passwords anywhere.
Joke #36733 —  
 
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A simple way to combat traffic jams:
Allow drinking at work. Then everything will be jolly, happy and ride
bus.
Joke #36732 —  
 
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In the credits a porno it would be nice to write - "in the film
not suffered a single woman. "
Joke #36731 —  
 
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The essence of the rule of law in American we have written on each
stall - "Open Knock."
Joke #36730 —  
 
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- How many degrees Fahrenheit?
- We have all of dick.
- Again in Russia fell Shoot!
Studios.
Joke #36729 —  
 
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And again on recursion;)
If you believe the statistics - statistics not to be trusted ...
(c) wut
Joke #36728 —  
 
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God Created Russian and said:
- Here you are Russian, the word of three letters GAS!
Then created Ukrainians and said:
- That's you, Ukrainians, four-letter word instead of gas!
Joke #36727 —  
 
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Only a man can measure the volume in half a liter, and dignity in
centimeters ...
Joke #36726 —  
 
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Tell me your favorite anecdote, and I'll tell you who you need
treatment.
Joke #36725 —  
 
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Yushchenko declared 2008 the year of the Holodomor in Ukraine. Thanks though
warned.
Joke #36724 —  
 
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- I have always stood for the idea, and I will stand!
- To stand a wonder, but you Sit down!
www.kreotiff.narod.ru
Joke #36723 —  
 
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- Does your plan of Putin?
- No, he's a scout, his legend ...
Joke #36722 —  
 
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In order to combat traffic jams on Kutuzov Avenue
Moscow government has decided to rename it.
January 1, 2008 he will be called - The way Putin.
Joke #36721 —  
 
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Issue of the Armenian radio:
- As translated "Mu-Mu" in Korean?
- Yum-yum!
Joke #36720 —  
 
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- Wan, what are you looking at me like, like Hamlet on the skull of Yorick? I
still alive! It is better to take me ...
- Zamolkni, a woman, do not bother me to think. To take or not take? .. That
question!
Joke #36719 —  
 
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If you like girls who behave in bed like a log,
you - Pinocchio!
Joke #36718 —  
 
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- You're the latter, with whom I agreed to have sex!
- Well, I say that for me is possible!
Joke #36717 —  
 
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The zoo director and the deputy decide how to earn money.
Director:
- So tse so .. Elephant, bear, lion, seal and hand over to the circus!
- A kangaroo?
- Kangaroo boxing club!
- A raccoon?
- A raccoon in the laundry!
- A gorilla?
- A gorilla shave, wear a helmet, and send a foreman at the construction site!
Joke #36716 —  
 
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Anyone who works in a bank, must live in a box.
Joke #36715 —  
 
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Settled down I work in a business center, in the office on business consulting,
What type of business as an engineer, ie, describe and reengineering business processes
for all other offices. And yet we have the job of business secretary,
Business doorman, business cleaning business and plumbing ...
Joke #36714 —  
 
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New mobile phone as Pioneer tie: first proudly wore,
then quietly hate.
Joke #36713 —  
 
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There is a peasant with his wife on the market.
She:
- Oh, such a strong wind - my hair disheveled! I probably
I look like a fool.
He:
- No, as usual ..
Joke #36712 —  
 
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The pharmacy:
- These anti-allergy pills have little or no side effects, you and
car can drive with them.
- Wonderful pills! I'm a car to drive something I can not.
Joke #36711 —  
 
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Women do not like all people, even the amount they have measured in
centimeters.
Joke #36710 —  
 
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The student sees in a cafe on the table pepper and salt, and beckons the waiter:
- Why on the table salt?
- This is the case, if you have ordered a platter would be low in salt.
- Then why no meat?
Joke #36709 —  
 
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What Medvedev, both Medvedev ... Just to sit in the raspberry patch and not
hibernation does not lapse.
Joke #36708 —  
 
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Nightmarish night in the house of Putin: "We went to bed, forgetting to turn off the successor."
Joke #36707 —  
 
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Instead of vodka "Putinka" comes "Medvedivka."
Joke #36706 —  
 
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A couple of years ago I thought I'd be telling my grandchildren, both managed to live
under a totalitarian system.

Now I think, like to have time to tell our grandchildren that lived during
democracy ...
Joke #36705 —  
 
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- Why did you support Putin?
- He is the guarantor of stability.
- Maintain and further. I know that you live a stable hard time.
Joke #36704 —  
 
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You hesitate to yell day and night on others, demanding self-love?
Pushing back away bad thoughts about friends and acquaintances?
Not imagine how you can sell to anybody your body and soul for
roof for the night?
Watch on TNT for the "Dom-2"! Learn.
Joke #36703 —  
 
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Animal-welfare advocates held a rally:
Streets - dogs!
Cellars - rats!
Sofas - bug!
Joke #36702 —  
 
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Today in the Ukrainian Rada will vote on the question: "Is it
trust the voting system? ".
Joke #36701 —  
 
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There are a wolf and a hare. Wolf is astonished:
- What is it for you, oblique, one ear was shorter?
- But yesterday, the bear tore.
- For what?
- I told him that the vaguely heard his lion fuck ...
Joke #36700 —  
 
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