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Western. On the prairie, two cowboys ride and talk. Behind the scene,
as expected, nasal translator:

- Fuck, Bob? / Where does this road, Bob?
- Shit, Jim. / I do not know for sure, Jim.
- Shit, Bob. / What do you think, Bob?
- Fuck, Jim. / I think she is in Texas, Jim.
- Fuck, Bob. / And I think it leads to California, Bob.
- Fuck, Jim. / No, still in Texas, Jim.
- Shit, Bob! / Damn, Bob, we do not want in Texas!
- Fuck, Jim. / Do not scold, Jim.

Dori
Joke #4397 —  
 
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Western. On the prairie, two cowboys ride and talk. Behind the scene,
as expected, nasal translator:

- Fuck, Bob? / Where does this road, Bob?
- Shit, Jim. / I do not know for sure, Jim.
- Shit, Bob. / What do you think, Bob?
- Fuck, Jim. / I think she is in Texas, Jim.
- Fuck, Bob. / And I think it leads to California, Bob.
- Fuck, Jim. / No, still in Texas, Jim.
- Shit, Bob! / Damn, Bob, we do not want in Texas!
- Fuck, Jim. / Do not scold, Jim.

Dori
Joke #4397 —  
 
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Two alcoholics suited to the booth
- Two cups lodging, pzhlsta!
- We have only one-off ...
- Well, you fucking see - completely forgotten how to drink young!
Joke #4385 —  
 
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Ancient wisdom says: what woman wants, that God wants.
But surely God wants so much of French perfume, flowers, champagne and fucked!
Joke #4415 —  
 
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Two Canadians are sitting in the bar and play a game of "Word" - one guess
word,
and another, asking questions (round-square, dark-light, etc.)
must guess the word. Begin: one put forth a "elk dick, the other
asks the first question:
- It's edible? It can have?
- Well, in general, yes.
- Moose dick?
Joke #4427 —  
 
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Husband and wife began to fuck. And suddenly on the radio:
- Attention, attention, started the third world war! In our town
drops an atomic bomb! Farewell, comrades ... - Weeping bitterly.
Wife - her husband:
- You have always been so, back aches, the atomic bomb ...
Joke #4422 —  
 
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What men want to hear from their women:

Darling, you sure have drank enough?
Oh, how wonderful you fart, do it again for me!
I decided today to walk home naked.
I briefly outside the house whitewash.
Do not you must now sit with friends in the boozer?
I know that there behind me a little narrow, but try again.
I was so excited when you're drunk ...
Of course, my dear, next year we will also be anniversary
wedding. Calmly go with friends on the football.
Listen, I make bad. Why do you work? Better to teach
poker.
My dear, my neighbor put his sexual mini-skirt. You must
look at it!
No and again no! I'll take the car only to change the oil.
Dear, what do you say this: we'll get a good porn, take
box of beer, and I'll call his girlfriend on the Group sex?
I signed up for yoga, to try out with you all the poses.
Joke #4094 —  
 
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There are two hacker. Well there dick-mine, for life and all that ...
One somehow casually asked:
- And you who the provider? ...
- FSB ...
- HOW FSB!? : [o]
- Yes, they like us in the office ponastavili bugs, so I'm through them ...
Joke #4087 —  
 
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Husband comes home. He knocks on the door and the door opens ambal twice
more of it. The man is outraged and asked what he was doing there.
And he says that fucks lover.
A man asks:
- And what if the husband comes back?
Ambal:
- A husband and I fuck!
The man answered:
- ... dick, I'll be back home ...
Joke #4125 —  
 
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Husband comes home. He knocks on the door and the door opens ambal twice
more of it. The man is outraged and asked what he was doing there.
And he says that fucks lover.
A man asks:
- And what if the husband comes back?
Ambal:
- A husband and I fuck!
The man answered:
- ... dick, I'll be back home ...
Joke #4125 —  
 
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Yesterday there was a clash of sexual minorities
with the sexual majority. Most minority
delivered to the hospital.
Joke #3487 —  
 
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The doctor after examining his patient was very pleased with his condition
health.
- And have sex with you, of course, all right? - Asks the doctor.
- Once or twice a week is obtained ...
- Two times a week? Yes with your complexion and data you can be three
times a day to do it!
- I'd like more, but a Catholic priest in a small
village is quite difficult!
Joke #3482 —  
 
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Every day, I cook food for him, fondled him, combing. Cured him
when he was sick, cleaning up after him. Every day we were walking in the park, sporting
as children. And one day some bitch to seduce him and he
ran with it. Now this emptiness inside, though friends lead me
others, but I only love my Giant Schnauzer Gray.
Joke #3540 —  
 
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Family sitting at the table. Little boy turns to his grandfather:
- You old fuck, pass me the salt.
- Why are you so rude? - Rages grandfather.
- Good, old fuck, tell me, please pass the salt!
Joke #3785 —  
 
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At immodest proposal about a guy sex girl blushed:
- I'm not a street girl! Come into the entrance ...
Joke #3782 —  
 
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Husband and wife lie in bed. She:
- I have a headache so, I'm so tired ...
- Look, what do you want, but I'll fuck ...
Joke #3779 —  
 
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There was one grandmother Siberian cat Vasya. Cote fluffy, beautiful, and intelligent,
of search cost. Grandma it adored, she did not finish, and Vasya
with pension and milk, and sour cream, and various meat and fish delicacies
would buy. Vasya for such care, too, did not remain in debt --
when grandmother something sick, she immediately jumped to the spot and paws
she kneads sore spot, my grandmother was talking to him, he should be where your
* meow * required insert, went so far that even Grandma slippers
learned to bring a cat when it comes to the streets. That's a lived
Grandma with a cat soul to soul, but one grandmother in Vasya not suit: cat
annually in the month of March disappeared from their homes by their feline cases, and when
returned - dirty, blohasty, skinned cat in fights --
Vasya grandmother had in due form lead. Did not like this grandmother.
Oh, and she scolded cat and begged, but to all itching to do it. Tired it
Grandma and her cat neutered. Offended Vasya. Now lies all day
in his corner, with his grandmother or * Moore - Moore *, on delicacies grandmother attention not
draws. Spring came. Vasya is like a dead man, even has stopped.
Grandmother in the voice of crying he is not happy that the cat neutered, but that the
done is done ... Passed Spring ... and first of June, Vasya disappeared. Babka
all households avoided, all the kids and neighbors porasprashivala, in newspaper
ad gave ... No cat. Last summer, last fall, winter came.
Grandma already forgotten about the cat was, but here the night before the New Year knocking at
door. Views grandmother, standing at her porch the most feature-rich Mers, from the
Vasya goes. My grandmother looked at him and gasped. Do not coat it Pestsov,
mustache adorned with pearls, all diamonds in the legs and neck,
a thick gold chain with a hefty purse * Green * hangs. Grandma on
cat glyadyuchi, as many as stupefied
- Vasya, but where are you so beautiful, so important?
Vasya looked at his grandmother condescending, and suddenly her and said
- Wait, grandmother, and now we're not so alive!
- Where were you, was lost, Vasenka, and where all this?
- I am now, my grandmother, in America a chief consultant at theirs cats on
sex work
- How, Vasenka you Well do not you have ...
- For this, Grandma, do not have, and be able to be, theirs cats are fuckers ... i
spring, Grandma, I'll go again, we're with you, Grandma, alive! ..

Kotofey
Joke #3829 —  
 
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There was one grandmother Siberian cat Vasya. Cote fluffy, beautiful, and intelligent,
of search cost. Grandma it adored, she did not finish, and Vasya
with pension and milk, and sour cream, and various meat and fish delicacies
would buy. Vasya for such care, too, did not remain in debt --
when grandmother something sick, she immediately jumped to the spot and paws
she kneads sore spot, my grandmother was talking to him, he should be where your
* meow * required insert, went so far that even Grandma slippers
learned to bring a cat when it comes to the streets. That's a lived
Grandma with a cat soul to soul, but one grandmother in Vasya not suit: cat
annually in the month of March disappeared from their homes by their feline cases, and when
returned - dirty, blohasty, skinned cat in fights --
Vasya grandmother had in due form lead. Did not like this grandmother.
Oh, and she scolded cat and begged, but to all itching to do it. Tired it
Grandma and her cat neutered. Offended Vasya. Now lies all day
in his corner, with his grandmother or * Moore - Moore *, on delicacies grandmother attention not
draws. Spring came. Vasya is like a dead man, even has stopped.
Grandmother in the voice of crying he is not happy that the cat neutered, but that the
done is done ... Passed Spring ... and first of June, Vasya disappeared. Babka
all households avoided, all the kids and neighbors porasprashivala, in newspaper
ad gave ... No cat. Last summer, last fall, winter came.
Grandma already forgotten about the cat was, but here the night before the New Year knocking at
door. Views grandmother, standing at her porch the most feature-rich Mers, from the
Vasya goes. My grandmother looked at him and gasped. Do not coat it Pestsov,
mustache adorned with pearls, all diamonds in the legs and neck,
a thick gold chain with a hefty purse * Green * hangs. Grandma on
cat glyadyuchi, as many as stupefied
- Vasya, but where are you so beautiful, so important?
Vasya looked at his grandmother condescending, and suddenly her and said
- Wait, grandmother, and now we're not so alive!
- Where were you, was lost, Vasenka, and where all this?
- I am now, my grandmother, in America a chief consultant at theirs cats on
sex work
- How, Vasenka you Well do not you have ...
- For this, Grandma, do not have, and be able to be, theirs cats are fuckers ... i
spring, Grandma, I'll go again, we're with you, Grandma, alive! ..

Kotofey
Joke #3829 —  
 
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The famous American hypnotist speaking before 2-thousand audience.
He looks into the hall and said:
- Dance!
Everybody dances.
- Cry!
All are crying.
- Laugh!
Everyone laughs. Suddenly, he accidentally stumbles and says:
- Shit!
... Hall had to wash for two weeks.
Joke #3825 —  
 
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Gaston, late for work in a beauty salon, proudly declares:
- I came late because his wife drove to the gynecologist, I think
is pregnant!
All of his course, congratulations. After dinner, the wife of Gaston calls the
beauty salon, but her husband is busy at this time of repair. Then she said
employee who took the receiver:
- Tell, please, Gaston, I'm not pregnant. It only
pneumophagia (for those who do not know - swallowing air).
Evening Gaston came home from work angry and yelling:
- What the fuck are you he said this? Today everyone's doing that
pinned me: "Gaston, come here, we need your thing,
to pump out the wheel! "
Joke #3824 —  
 
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Goes man in the bus and displeasure mutters:
- Cheated, you bastards! That's the same scum as a kid cheated!
The neighbors could not stand it and asked:
- Where cheated something?
- Yes, the sex shop. I bought a rubber woman, but she is not puffed up!
Joke #3821 —  
 
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Snow-covered tundra, stands a yurt, a tent sits Chukchi.
The tundra, traveling skier, comes in a yurt, the Chukchi and fucks going on.
From the tent goes Chukchi and shouts after him:
- Cheloveeek! Why sets??
Joke #3799 —  
 
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Wedding night. Young shy wife in the excitement lies in bed in
transparent peignoir and waits novoispechennoggo husband.
Comes in. young husband, her cast a critical eye, and frowning
asks:
- Do you have any fuck-you know how?
- Nnnet ...
- And Th lay down something here?
Joke #3182 —  
 
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- What is the sexiest job?
- Pose Faberge.
Joke #3181 —  
 
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There are two cowboys - American and Ukrainian. U.S. gets
his dick and waving it above his head like a lasso, said:
- Hello, I'm Bill, Buffalo Bill!
Ukrainian gets two terms, and, waving them above his head, replies:
- I, too, Bill. Black Bill!
Joke #3179 —  
 
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10 stages of the morning hangover for the programmer (note the monitor).

1. Contemplative. He looks at the monitor clean transparent eyes, nothing
not take, do not click anywhere, sometimes in amazement, says,
looking at the screen: "Wow, who would have thought!" Computer is turned off from
outlet.
2. Active. With suspicion and squint looking at the keyboard,
swaying his whole body, then throws a sharp movement of the hand
trying
click on the desired button. In the case of a successful hit yells "E-hu !!!",
an unsuccessful getting the monitor to demolish edrene Fenya, while
grumbles good-naturedly, "Well that's the third time today"
3. Gloomy. Downcast, sitting in front of laptop, trying not to make drastic
movements. Typing on the keyboard language of the head and two hands
holding the mouse, so as not to tip over the chair ... As it turned out
vain.
4. Car. Attempts to create a computer car keys,
prisobachit radio cassette player on the panel, and include janitors, because
that "no shit is not visible, but must go"
5. Entertainment. Playing in Quake, and because of all weapons
prefer their own hands and fights with a monitor, threaten computer
back tomorrow with friends, karate, and ULP * zdit it so that "mom"
does not recognize.
6. Terrorist. After another attempt to unstick my eyes in horror
shouting that the computer is mined, because in the lower right corner
clock ticking, and dives under the table.
7. State. When asked to "Enter your password" in a shouting
PC: "Oh bitch, you love me that I do not know?", the monitor shows
language, obscene gestures and a certificate of the Assistant Deputy
State Duma.
8. Optimistic. Happy, playful, drawn with a computer on an equal footing.
Read page Anekdot.ru, also recalls a couple of funny stories and
tells them to monitor. Then they drink beer together, the computer
sips drive.
9. Uniksovaya. ... Off the computer, two minutes to drink beer again
includes waiting for the screen saver, and in anguish says "Again Windu
hate Gates, turns off the computer, two minutes to drink beer again
includes ...
10. Reassuring. Long time to spell the screen reads "Now the food
turn off your computer ", then, smiling gently, said
"Thank you" and falls asleep on the keyboard.
Joke #3213 —  
 
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10 stages of the morning hangover for the programmer (note the monitor).

1. Contemplative. He looks at the monitor clean transparent eyes, nothing
not take, do not click anywhere, sometimes in amazement, says,
looking at the screen: "Wow, who would have thought!" Computer is turned off from
outlet.
2. Active. With suspicion and squint looking at the keyboard,
swaying his whole body, then throws a sharp movement of the hand
trying
click on the desired button. In the case of a successful hit yells "E-hu !!!",
an unsuccessful getting the monitor to demolish edrene Fenya, while
grumbles good-naturedly, "Well that's the third time today"
3. Gloomy. Downcast, sitting in front of laptop, trying not to make drastic
movements. Typing on the keyboard language of the head and two hands
holding the mouse, so as not to tip over the chair ... As it turned out
vain.
4. Car. Attempts to create a computer car keys,
prisobachit radio cassette player on the panel, and include janitors, because
that "no shit is not visible, but must go"
5. Entertainment. Playing in Quake, and because of all weapons
prefer their own hands and fights with a monitor, threaten computer
back tomorrow with friends, karate, and ULP * zdit it so that "mom"
does not recognize.
6. Terrorist. After another attempt to unstick my eyes in horror
shouting that the computer is mined, because in the lower right corner
clock ticking, and dives under the table.
7. State. When asked to "Enter your password" in a shouting
PC: "Oh bitch, you love me that I do not know?", the monitor shows
language, obscene gestures and a certificate of the Assistant Deputy
State Duma.
8. Optimistic. Happy, playful, drawn with a computer on an equal footing.
Read page Anekdot.ru, also recalls a couple of funny stories and
tells them to monitor. Then they drink beer together, the computer
sips drive.
9. Uniksovaya. ... Off the computer, two minutes to drink beer again
includes waiting for the screen saver, and in anguish says "Again Windu
hate Gates, turns off the computer, two minutes to drink beer again
includes ...
10. Reassuring. Long time to spell the screen reads "Now the food
turn off your computer ", then, smiling gently, said
"Thank you" and falls asleep on the keyboard.
Joke #3213 —  
 
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The program "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire." A man answered the 14 questions
Galkin reads fifteenth question:
- Which of these Borisov does not belong to sexual minorities?
A. Boris Nikolayevich
B. Boris Efimych
C. Boris Abramovich
D. Boris Moiseyev
The man thinks, fidgets and says:
- A D. Boris Moiseev.
Galkin long it soars, then lets advertising. Then again there
on the screen, and says:
- RIGHT! But how did you guess?
Guy and says:
- By process of elimination. The first three SUCH homosexuals, that Moses
compared with just an innocent boy.
Joke #3214 —  
 
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Crossword:
- Bratan, "A voice in the theater" of three letters, the first B?
- Shit!
Joke #3227 —  
 
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Youth movement "Walking on the dick" carried on Vasilevsky descent
rally on the anniversary of the inauguration of Vladimir Putin.
During the meeting the motion proposed to the President to go along with them.
Joke #2889 —  
 
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In the convent break three thugs and say:
- Now we'll all take turns fuck!
One of the newly arrived nuns overshadows all others and
says:
- Pick up a lavender me, but I beg you, do not touch anyone else!
Superior:
- Sister Mary, do not be so selfish!
Joke #2917 —  
 
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There are two gay. One says to another:
- Well, let's go fuck?
- No, I can not wait for the guy with the army!
Joke #2926 —  
 
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Bratko after 20 years of his release "leans" to the zone. His pals
meets well: give a car, apartment, villa ... very beautiful
20-year-old heifer ... It is said that took care of her all the time for him.
It takes a year. Once lads going to the tavern and between business
ask for that bro, whether he is pleased as he was greeted outside.
He said that very pleased with everything. That said, got up in the morning ...
do a run around giving ... roll at its 600th ...
delicious eat breakfast ... podrochu ... Tale ofigevaet - a wanker?!
We told you schoolroom heifer donated! And he answers:
- Yes, that must heifer. But imagine ... for the whole year or
a jamb! - Not even fuck for that !!!!!..........
Gorezz
Joke #2594 —  
 
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Those who lost ... shit!
(inscription on the monument to Columbus in the Indian Reservation)
Joke #2590 —  
 
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There are two flies, and one other said:
- Yesterday I had so poisoned!
- What is it interesting?
- That shit ate stale!
Joke #2589 —  
 
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- Be kind! Excuse me, please! If you do not complicate, not
prompt, where there is this fucking tax inspection?!
Joke #2616 —  
 
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Moscow. Tram. Moskvich's foot got what you type.
Moskvich drawn to the type:
- Excuse me, you do not accidentally from the FSB?
- No ...
- And you do not accidentally from St. Petersburg? ..
- No ...
- And what is shit, you creep, I got up on the leg ?!!!!
Joke #2636 —  
 
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- Girl, why are you so dirty swearing? Where is your mother?
- At fuck you mother! I'm on that!
Joke #2292 —  
 
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- What is a bio-toilet in Russian?
- Shit under the tree. Proportion of nature is all 100%
Joke #2300 —  
 
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The dream of a vacation: I dream of the sea ... about beer ... about women ... or that the sea
beer ... Or that women in the sea ... Or that a woman in the sea ... or that women
a beer ... or order a beer in a woman ... or order a beer in the sea ... WHAT BEER
IN THE SEA! fuck it all on x% d
Joke #2335 —  
 
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The man was in hell, the devil said to him: you only once avoided
taxes, so you will get a normal girl, well, gave him
medium-statistical girlfriend, he took her by the arm, is looking for
parties, sees his friend Vasya with thick, disgusting aunt.
Vasya he complains to life:
- Here, you had to pay taxes honestly, but I lied all the time, now
Look what I got here.
There is man on, watching another old druzhban, Gena with ofigenno
beautiful aunt, which are only in the movies, runs up to him,
asked how they say things. Gena says:
- Why, man, all the cool, the woman went to a super simple, just
during sex she taxes Swears.
Joke #2326 —  
 
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In one village peasant very much headache. Here he
remembered that a neighbor had once been a doctor, well, and went to him.
- Petrovich, help me, my head is splitting.
P. poured a glass of moonshine. The man drank, the pain vanished.
A few days later another guy comes and says:
- Petrovich, help ... lock you out!
P. pours a glass of moonshine. The man drank it and grimaced.
- Petrovich, what is it? He just as moonshine moonshine was, and now shit
some?
- So in fact it's like ... Fight fire with fire!
Joke #1989 —  
 
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Man comes to the doctor.
- Doctor, register me something from alopecia.
- Here is an excellent tool. Take it 3 times a day, a month
come.
A month later, the terrified man resorted to a doctor.
Doctor:
- Well, how are we doing?
- Doctor, on his head intact, but on the ass they started to grow --
Hurricane!
- Everything is normal, will come in a month.
There comes another man a month later.
- Doctor, that you gave me? The hair on the ass already to his knees!
- Everything is fine, come a month later.
Comes another man a month later, angry as hell.
- Bl @, so that you have given me so? The hair on the ass to have sex
and on his head no volosochka not grown!
Doctor:
- Oooh, beautiful, and now start upsweep on his bald head!
Joke #1980 —  
 
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Occurs two friends.
- How's your boy? Still engaged in mathematics?
- I do not want to hear more about it. Yesterday called him, and he said,
would not go for a walk, because fucking with three unknowns.
Joke #2032 —  
 
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In company, for routine work on the computer are arranged three contenders.
First coming to the interview asked:
- Are you interested in porn sites on the Internet?
He thought if to say that interest, it will take for sexual
maniac:
- No, not interested.
- Free!
Comes in. Second, he was the same question. He thought, if you say that
not interested, then find a guy unreal:
- Yes, interested.
- Free!
Finally comes the third:
- Are you interested in porn sites on the Internet?
- What is the Internet?
- Issued for work!
Joke #2030 —  
 
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Wanders somehow Ugly Duckling in the woods. Autumn, night, cold ... Foul
wind, rain, sleet, dark ... Not much has been frozen - lo and behold, hut
ahead! And in her bright and comfortable. Cat with chicken - dinner together.
- Let warm-night, - ask duckling.
- Well, - said the cat - but what do you know how?
- And what do you want?
- Know how to catch mice?
- No.
- And let the sparks of wool? Spins bend?
- Do not ...
- And the eggs - hen asked, - know how to bear?
All fucking thinks Ugly, I will say that I could not - kicked the hell out.
- I do, I can!
- Well and carry THEIR out of here!
(Plunger aka Kraft)
Joke #1688 —  
 
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Student (C) comes to the professor (P) exams to pass.
(C): Guess the three questions, if certainly declare it - put me 2
if not certainly declare it - put a 5?
(P): Good!
(C): Is it possible to include dick bucket of water on the fifth floor?
(P): Of course not!
(C): Can I kill the oak by a dick?
(P): Of course, this is impossible!?
(C): Is it possible for one night to throw a hundred sticks?
(P): Of course, it is impossible
In short, he put it to five.
Comes the second student
(P): Tell me three questions. Is it possible to include a bucket of water dick
on the fifth floor?
(C): If the dick erect a bucket Children's - that easy!
(P): Can I kill the oak by a dick?
(C): If the dick oak, and oak lousy - it does not matter!
(P): Is it possible for one night to throw a hundred sticks?
(C): If the polar night, and the girl Garni - you can!
Joke #1729 —  
 
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In any animal is a sexual signs. (This is in addition to organs.)
The fish-males - some scales on the belly. In insects - details of color.
In monkeys - terrible blisters on the bottom. The rooster, for example, - the tail. There is
and look closely at the surrounding men - but where's your tail? And easily
this tail discover.
One - is money. The other - humor. The third - courtesy, tact.
The fourth - a pleasant appearance. In the fifth - the soul. And only in the most
carefree - just a phallus. Member as such.

(c) Sergei Dovlatov
Joke #1726 —  
 
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Wino swollen at the cemetery, fell into the pit and fell asleep.
Wakes up at night, to be competent, that the cemetery is located.
Views, gravedigger grave digging. Well, the wino in a good mood,
thinks: "Give me, I had frightened him." Found kaku a white sheet,
threw on his head, goes to the grave-digger and so scary screams:
- UUUUUU
Gravedigger completely pofigistichno looked and continues to dig a grave.
Wino did not understand the other hand came up and the louder and more terrible:
- UUU-UUU-UUU-UUUUUU
Gravedigger LinkBacks again, looked bl .. d ', no response.
Well, this wino upset, went to the door of the cemetery, even sheet
throw off forgotten.
It reaches the gate, it catches up with the gravedigger, a shovel on fucked .. Lu and calmly
so says:
- Walk - a walk, and not come out for the territory .....
Joke #1724 —  
 
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Professor Suggestion returns home and sees in the entrance of his student fucks his daughter from cancer. The next day the professor calls the student to his office and says: - I understand deloe young, flat no, so in the doorway, but why same in such a vulgar pose? - You see, Professor, - is responsible student - both at 1 cm deeper comes. The professor comes home, locked in his office and an hour goes to heap covered with sheets. - Mash - sprasivaet his wife, - how we're living in? - You what is remembered - she says. - For nearly 43 years. - Imagine - frustration exclaims the professor. - During this time I not doebal you at 53 kilometers 147 meters!
Joke #1099 —  
 
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